So to start this off... My name is Watermelon Dreams. I am a simple pegisus and I don't have a job. I'm pretty much the only pony in the human world. Well there used to be six other ponies with me but someday they just....vanished! I need to get a job and stop worrying about my old friends. I look in the newspaper adds and find the perfect job! I always wanted to go to Pinkie Pie's Pizzaria, knowing its named after my old friend, Pinkamena Diane Pie or just Pinkie Pie. I think her dad opened the place after his daughter was born. I'm not sure but I'm going to try to work there,even if it means working the dreaded night shift!

Oh pony! I am going insane right now. I just saved the world from a really upset Foxy! Please comment nice things about Foxy to cheer him up! I think it was Freddy's fault because he said that Foxy is an idiot. I'm the real idiot around here by writing two random story's at once! Tell me if you like my masterpiece of garbage, I mean books!
Goodbye my little cupcakes! Have a derptastic day!