Me: Mike! We have a new security guard. :3

Mike: How many of use are they going to hire?

*A girl walks in with pink and blue hair*

Skylar: Hi! I'm Skylar White.

Me: Hi! ^^

Mike: Sup.

Mike: So.. Want to learn how to deal with the puppet?

Me and Skylar: ?

Mike: Step 1- Get some gasoline.

Skaylar: Why do we need gasoline?

Mike: Step 2- Pour the gasoline around and on the puppet's box.

Me: Oh no.

Mike: Step 3- Wait for the puppet to come out.

POP GOES THE WEASEL.

*Puppet comes out of box*

Puppet: Why does it smell like oil or something?

Mike: Step 4- Get a lighter and throw it in the box.

Mike:*Lights lighter and throws it at the puppet*

*Puppet burst into flames*

Puppet:I'M ON FIRE!!!!!! SOMEONE GET WATER!!!!!!!

Me: I'LL GET IT!!!!*Runs off*

Mike: And that's how you deal with the puppet.

Skylar: YOU JUST SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE!!!!