Chica:*Sitting down humming*

Me: What are you doing on the floor?

Chica: Trying to lay a egg. :3

Me: You know you can't lay eggs right?

Chica: I know but it's worth a try.

Me: Cool. Stand up so we can see.

Chica:*Stands up and sees a egg* I layed a egg!

Me: I'm not sure it's a chicken egg. It's too round. Like a baseball.

Chica: Your imaging it. If it's a girl I'm naming her Chica 2. :)

Me: Chica it's hatching. Are you sure it's yours?

*Egg hatches and baby spiders crawl out.*

Me:AHHHH!!!*Runs out of room.*

Chica: I'll name you Chica 2 and your name is Ben.