ShadowNathan777: all right, Mike Shmidt, so you are the current night guard at Freddy Fazbear's pizza place, am I correct?

Mike: Yes, that's right. I've spent five nights at Freddy's.

ShadowNathan777: Well, then, can you please explain in your own words...

Mike: Hold on. (flips up a camera)

ShadowNathan: umm, Mike...?

Mike: Shh! (clicks on and off the room light)

ShadowNathan777: Uh....

Mike: (suddenly starts wearing a Freddy mask)

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ShadowNathan777: Well, he was completely useless. So, instead, let's speak with Mike's employer, Phone Guy! Welcome, sir!

Phone Guy: (speaking over the phone) Hello!

ShadowNathan777: Yes, now please tell me, what is it like to be a nameless character? Even your creator, Scott Cawthon, refers to you as the phone guy.

Phone Guy: Yeah, it's very depressing when no one knows your name.

ShadowNathan777: So, what is your name?

Phone Guy: Thank you for asking. It's... *beep* *beep* *beep* WE DEEPLY APOLOGIZE, BUT YOUR CALL WAS DISCONNECTED.

ShadowNathan777: ...................... Thanks Obama!

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ShadowNathan777: So, Bonnie, how does it feel to be considered the most frightening character in FNAF 1? I hear you even gave Scott himself nightmares. How did you do it?

Bonnie: Well, it's all about being the most determined. My goal is to be the most recognizable and you know, you can do anything so long as you believe in yourself and your abilities and your potential.

ShadowNathan777: Holy crap, Bonnie, I didn't know you were also a motivational speaker.

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ShadowNathan777: Okay, now Mangle...

Mangle: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmriufdsdfghjklkuytredfvbnmkiu7trfvbnmu 10 1 qwfdsdfghjklytrfdfghjklkhgfdghjkgfd.

ShadowNathan777: Uh huh...

Mangle: qwerfujl;pyhtgfrghjkoliuytrfdfvbnmkiu87ytgbnmjkuytfgvbnjuyt

ShadowNathan777: Well of course!

Mangle: hjfhjrhkrsjhsruiyhvuwerijiwoycjverljeuidcfv 10 1 fehbwdfhwewe!

ShadowNathan777: Okay!....... I have no idea what you just said.

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ShadowNathan777: Golden Freddy, how kind of you to join me.

Golden Freddy: OLLEH!

ShadowNathan777: ...........

Golden Freddy: KO GNIHTYREVE?!

ShadowNathan777: He's speaking backwards, I don't know what it all means!

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ShadowNathan777: Foxy, what's it like to be everyone's favorite?

Foxy: It's great. Quick thank you to all of my fans for all the support, fan art, fan fiction, and fan theories in my defense. Thank you all so much, I love you guys, and it's because of your support that I'm in all of Scott's games so far.

ShadowNathan777: I'm sure they're happy to hear that.

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ShadowNathan777: Balloon Boy, welcome.

Balloon Boy: Hello.

ShadowNathan777: Now, you are easily the most hated character in all of FNAF. Tell me, how does it feel to be hated by everyone?

Balloon Boy: HAHAHA!

ShadowNathan777: um... that wasn't a joke...

Balloon Boy: HAHAHA!

ShadowNathan777: Uh...

Balloon Boy: HAHAHA!

ShadowNathan777: I'm starting to see why everyone hates you...!

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ShadowNathan777: Toy Chica, you are probably the main thing that makes FNAF fans want to play the second game. There's tons of creepy fan art about you, a lot of fans, for some reason, have a crush on you, so on and so forth. My question is, why?

Toy Chica: ..................... Oh, sorry. I spaced out there. It's just because you're so......... cute.

ShadowNathan777: ......................................................... What?!

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ShadowNathan777: SpringTrap, you're looking............. well.

SpringTrap: I don't know why people get so scared of me..... I love the children.

ShadowNathan777: But, SpringTrap, it has been confirmed at this point that you are actually possessed by the spirit of the man who murdered those five children and stuffed them in animatronic suits.

SpringTrap: ....................................... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! (jumps out a window)

ShadowNathan777: ............................. well........... that happened.

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ShadowNathan777: Now, for my final interview, I must question you, CUPCAKE!

Cupcake: (stares at me)

ShadowNathan777: .....................

Cupcake: (stares at me)

ShadowNathan777: I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!

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So, there you have it. Being a member of Fazbear entertainment isn't all jumpscares and rainbows after all. I hope you enjoyed the interview