THE 2ND NIGHT!

About two months ago, I conducted an interview with Freddy Fazbear and those associated with him to begin my career here on Wattpad. There, we found out that everyone's favorite killer animatronics aren't quite what they seem to be. Thanks to some encouragement from you guys, (GamerArtGirl in particular) I've decided to conduct another one. So, without further ado, let me present the second night of my interview with Fazbear entertainment!

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Me: So, Freddy. You and your friends have become quite popular over the past year or so. Care to tell me your thoughts?

Freddy: (picks up a slice of pizza) Well....

Chuck 'E Cheese: (pops in out of nowhere) Hey! You took my last slice!

Freddy: Sorry, gotta go! (runs off)

Chuck 'E: Come back here, you fat bastard! (chases Freddy)

Me: Oh, come on, guys! I can order another pizza, stop fighting!

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Me: Toy Bonnie, I'm pretty sure that most of us want to know, are you a guy or a girl?

Toy Bonnie: Huh? Isn't it obvious?! I'm male!

Me: So, then, why all the, uh,... with the eyelashes and, uh....

Toy Bonnie: You have a problem with how I look?!

Me: Uh, n-no, not at all! Just curious is all. Heheh...

Toy Bonnie: (death glare)

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Me: Mr. Slenderman! How does it feel to be completely outshined by Freddy and his friends?

Slender: That's a rude way of putting it.

Me: But don't you resent that the Five Nights at Freddy's games have made you a relic of horror like Dracula or the Wolf-man?

Slender: At first, I hated them. But now, the Puppet and I have become rather close friends.

Me: Of course you guys are... Could you possibly be jealous that they have faces and you do not...?

Slender: DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP, YOU INSIGNIFIGANT BASTARD!

Me: (sweat drop) I'm guessing that's a sore subject...

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Me: Chuck, why did you interrupt my talk with Freddy? It was really important.

Chuck 'E: (has a pizza box next to him) Well, that was my last slice of pizza and he just took it without even asking.

Me: To be fair, this IS Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria you're in and that pizza WAS made by Freddy. But now, we have a pizza from your restaurant, it's yours, now-

(Freddy swoops in and grabs Chuck's pizza box, then runs off)

Chuck 'E: Damn you! (starts fighting Freddy)

Me: Oh, real mature, Freddy! Guys! STOP! This is getting out of hand! Oh crap!

(the fight turns sour and the pizzeria is trashed in the process)

Me: Maybe I should just end it here.....

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So, that was a thing. Thank you guys for reading. If you want me to make a third interview, please support the idea and I'll try and work on it. If you want more FNAF stuff, I did write a fanfiction based off the theory that Foxy is a good guy by the simple name of "FNAF: Foxy's side". It's a lot darker than this, but I did work on starting it. Also, if you liked this, feel free to vote and comment, I'd really appreciate it. thank you all again, and take care!

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