4th Night
50 followers... Fifty! Five, zero! That's half of a hundred and, in my book, an accomplishment of its own. I guess this interview came pretty soon after my last one. It hasn't even been a week since then. But I felt like I had to address how much I love this. I love writing stories for you guys and I love that you guys like my work. It seems like only five minutes ago, I was just some guy writing silly interviews with only three followers. (and two of those three kinda had to follow me because they were my friends in the real world) Heheh, I guess you could say I'm still just some guy writing silly interviews anyway. But I digress, there's a couple reasons for this interview to come out so soon after the last one. For one thing, I now have 50 followers, and I feel flat-out awesome about all this. For another, my last interview was a bit rushed and strange, so let this be a proper follow-up. Moving on, in my last interview, I spoke with YouTubers associated with FNAF. But now, Freddy's pizzeria is all fixed up and the animatronics are ready for questioning. Let's begin!
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Me: Welcome, puppet!
Puppet: (waves hi with creepy glare)
Me: So, as the first to haunt the Freddy Fazbear franchise, how do you see yourself in ten years?
Puppet: (Continues glaring)
Me: (Sweat drops) Um.....
Puppet: (more glaring)
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Me: Golden Freddy, last time I talked with you, you spoke backwards, scaring the absolute crap out of me. But now, we have a translator- because reasons -and I can understand you.
Golden Freddy: Thank you.
Me: Now, if I recall correctly, when you catch the night guard in FNAF 1, you don't stuff him in a Freddy suit. So what do you do with him?
Golden Freddy: Oh, we head over to my place and we play Super Smash Brothers on the Nintendo 3DS. I usually beat him playing as Luigi.
Me: Really? I didn't expect that...
Golden Freddy: Then, after our game, I carve him into delicious small slices with a rusty gutting knife.
Me: Oh... (sweat drops) well..... l-look at the time! It's time for the next guy..... and time for me to get a new pair of pants....
Golden Freddy: But, we just started talking...
Me: I said, next guy!
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Me: Foxy, how are you? It's been a while.
Foxy: Hello.
Me: So, I'm sure we're all curious, why are you out of order, Foxy? You apparently didn't cause the bite of '87, so, what gives?
Foxy: It's probably because they don't have a spare costume for me, so my torn suit shows my endoskeleton and scares some of the kids.
Me: Really? That's quite interesting. Nowhere near as badass as the assumption that you bit someone, but it makes sense.
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Me: Now, Toy Freddy, I'm sure you weren't expecting this, but I'd like to ask a question or two with you.
Toy Freddy: Ask away.
Me: Great! Now, I've come to understand that you're actually considered the most unrecognizable character in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Even more unrecognizable than Balloon Boy...
Toy Freddy: YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD! (Flips table over then stomps off)
Me: Hmm..... I could've worded that better...
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Me: Endoskeleton, you've been quite a mysterious one. You appear in FNAF 2 as what seems to be a threat. What are you?
Endoskeleton: That's none of your concern! Why should I tell you anything?!
Me: Because I asked you.
Endoskeleton: So rude! (gets up and walks away)
Me: Oh, COME ON!!!
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So, yeah, I don't think I'll ever get many real answers out of these guys. Anyway, that was my interview, I'm sorry they're getting pretty short nowadays. I'll try and make the next one longer. Speaking of which, the next "milestone" for this will most likely be 75 followers. Either that, or if something really accomplishing for me happens. So, thank you guys for reading, please tell me if I'm setting my standards a bit high by saying 75 will be my next "milestone". Also, let me know if you enjoyed this interview and any ideas for the next one will be more than appreciated. With all that said, thanks again for reading, hope you're having a good day, and Take Care!
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