Just a cute shortie here ♥️♥️

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(y/n) - your name

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~ Five ~

→ He only drinks when he is going through one of his multiple existential crisis moods - which is kinda all the time - or when he just wants to get CrUnK wItH tHe BoYs.

→ One night, Luther and Diego are dragging a mumbling Five into the house as Klaus is skipping behind them and sipping on a margarita that he stole from the club while Ben is just sighing in absolute disappointment.

→ Five was rambling on about all the things he did in the apocalypse but quickly shuts up as soon as he sees you on the couch. You were laying down with a blanket over you as you were sleeping, waiting for him to return.

→ "(Y/N)!" Five immediately disappears away from the boys and teleports over to you. He glomps you, jumping on your body that startles you awake.

→ Five squeezes you like his life depends on it as you wheeze from the sudden weight of the drunk boy that was laying on top of you.

→ "Five. Can't. Breathe!"

→ "Opps. Sorry." Five giggles as he loosens his grip and you just smile lovingly at him.

→ You didn't mind Five like this since he was awfully cute towards you.

→ Five would hug you like a koala as you draped the blanket over the both of you after much effort. His legs would be wrapped around your waist and his arms around your neck as he snuggled into your chest. He would sigh out in content, almost like a cat and kiss your cheek softly.

→ "Five loves (y/n)." Five yawns out as you ran your fingers through his hair, his breath evening out as he slowly fell asleep.

→ "And (y/n) loves Five." With smiles on both your faces, you and Five would end up falling asleep on the couch together like this every time he gets drunk.

~ (y/n) ~

→ Don't even think about it.

→ Keep the alcohol away from you is what Five would say.

→ You only drink when there's a party, but never casually like Five does since you hate the taste. You're only drinking cause you want to get bLaCkOuT dRuNk. You want to "experience" it. You see the air quotes. Yeah.

→ Five makes sure to always stick by you when you start drinking but he has to remind himself that you can look after yourself.

→ Cause for a girl that barely drinks, my god were you born with a high tolerance.

→ Drink bottles of vodka one after the other barely makes you tipsy.

→ Five could never understand how by still makes it his mission to keep the alcohol away from you. But one other talent you have, stealing stuff like a pick pocketer.

→ Five always manages to find you downing another bottle when he just took a previous one out of your hands.

→ And IF you get tipsy after all that, you only end up very giggly and talkative. You're self-aware of it and you keep quiet for some time until your friends start talking to you.

→ You were still in a right state of mind to know not to do anything when you're drunk so you stay by Five, normally sitting down together outside on a porch swing or in a bedroom to escape the loud noise.

→ When you finally calm down, you knock off to sleep like a log in Five's arms as he holds you.

→ He won't admit it, but you are adorable when you curl up to hug him close. He would teleport the both of you back home, helping you dress into something more comfy and gently placing you in his bed.

→ Five would change into his pj's and quickly get some water and painkillers just in case and would slip into bed with you, hugging you close.

→ you would mumble 'I love you Five' over and over and Five would repeat the same before falling asleep with you in his arms. He would hold you tightly, letting you Koala hug him as he places soft kisses on your head.

→ Don't even try to talk to you the morning after. You're either sleeping the day away with Five

OR

You're just normal and don't need the painkillers cause God also gifted you with the ability to not have headaches after DRINKING YOUR LIFE AWAY! LIKE HOW!?

→ You also hate people talking to you in the morning. You need at least an hour to boot up or you're tempted to snap someone's neck. This is normal every day to you so no difference really.