Don't question why I wrote this. I wanted to do something stupid lol.

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(y/n) - your name

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→ Five was casually reading on his bed seeing as there was nothing else to do on this very boring and very late weekend night. He sighs, feeling a tad lonely and in the mood for coffee so he gets up to find you and get a cup of his favourite drink.

→ As Five strolls down the stairs, he suddenly feels the ground shake violently as loud music blasts through the house. "Who the fuck is playing this shit-!?" Five freezes at the living room to see you screaming the lyrics out to some sort of show, your right hand fisted and slammed against your chest where your heart would be.

→ Five slowly backs away from your possessed self and heads to the kitchen, not having enough brain cells to deal with you headbanging at 3 in the goddamn morning. "SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO-"

→ "-WHOEVER THE FUCK THAT IS, SHUT UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!"

→ "NEVER!" Five snickers when you yell back at Diego and go back to screaming out song lyrics that you had memorised word for word. He walks back into the living room with his cup of coffee to see you bundled up on the couch with wide eyes, staring straight at the tv.

→ "What are you watching?"

→ "Attack on Titan."

→ "How many times have you watched this?"

→ "4 times. I'm rewatching cause the final season came out." Five looks at these disgusting humanoid creatures show up on the large screen as you paid him no attention whatsoever.

→ Damn, she is concentrated on that show.

→ "What's it about?" Five shudders as you eerily turn your head slowly towards him, a large grin on your face.

→ "Oh you are going to enjoy this." That night, you and Five ended up binging some episodes right from season 1 together. As much as he couldn't understand why his girlfriend loved the show so much, Five did enjoy most aspects of it.

→ "KENNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

→ "OH FUCK YEAH LEVI THAT'S MAH MAN. YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD KENNY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Five jumps in surprise all the way in his bedroom and teleports to the living room to see you fangirling over some dark-headed shorty as he flew through the sky. "DAMN LEVI PLEASE RAIL ME FUCK!"

Nani the fuck!?

Jk Jk. 😂😂

→ What the fuck!?

→ Is she still watching that show?

→ Five narrows his eyes as you sigh in bliss, praising this 2D man like a god. "Please kick me in the face like you did with Eren!" Five crosses his arms in annoyance as all your attention was on this fictional man and not on him, your real boyfriend.

→ "Awe Fivey wivey is all jealous." Klaus snickers, poking his physically younger brothers cheek. "But I have to admit, that is one fine drawing of a man."

→ "I know right! I'd let him do me every day!"

→ Five growls lowly as Klaus bursts out laughing. "I see you have a type (y/n). I think Levi and Five are very similar."

→ "I am not the same as that fucking drawing." Five hisses and stomps off, not wanting to hear any more of this trash. He slumps on his bed until a sudden but ridiculous idea comes to mind.

→ You yawned as you walked around, looking for Five but he had up and left before you woke up this morning. Not that you didn't mind, Five did that all the time so you just spent the day watching Attack on Titan again.

→ You walked to the kitchen to grab a snack, bending over to peer at what was inside. "Oi brat!"

→ Holy shit it can't be him!?

→ How!? How the fuck!?

→ Your eyes widen and you turn around quickly to see the love of your life standing right before you with his steel-grey eyes. "Levi!?"

Nah, wrong fandom bro. But how cool would that be if Five just suddenly extended his powers to teleport to an alternate universe and bring back my husbando lmao.

→ You walked to the kitchen to grab a snack, bending over to peer at what was inside. "Oi brat!"

→ Holy shit it can't be him!?

→ How!? How the fuck!?

→ Your eyes widen and you turn around quickly to see the love of your life standing right before you with his emerald eyes. "Five?" You looked at him in confusion, seeing him dressed up in the iconic Scouts uniform.

→ Damn son, he even bought the ODM gear and the blades!?

→ "Holy shit. Does this actually work!?" you look at the ODM gear, pressing buttons and gears hoping something happens but you pout from disappointment.

→ You step on a leaf but there's no crunch. Disapointment.

→ "Cool get up Five but what is all this?"

→ "So you can pay attention to me instead of that fake guy from a book." Five frowns, crossing his arms and everything finally clicks in your head.

→ Awe! He was jealous! Cute!

→ "Hold up, you did this for me?" You blush darkly as Five saunters up to you quickly, the uniform doing nothing to hide his build as he traps you against the counter.

→ He grips the counter beside your hips, pressing you against the ledge as he smirks down at you. "What if I did? What are you going to do brat?" You look up at Five, biting down on your lips before you burst out laughing.

→ "Oh god Five! I can't believe-you really thought-as much as this is hot, it ain't for me." You wheeze out your words between fits of laughter and Five takes a step back, raising a brow at you. You blink up at him as he just smirks. "Uh Five-"

→ "-you're going to listen to me now." You squeal as Five suddenly picks you up and throws you over his shoulder, carrying you away.

→ "Five! What are you planning-" You gasp as your body lurches, a faint stinging on your ass as Five smacks you.

→ "You will be a good girl for me, won't you brat?"

→ Well damn son, let's get it tonight.

→ Five groans out, groggily waking up as the sunlight blinds him from his open window when his bedroom door suddenly slams open.

→ "Wheres (y/n)!?" Luther and Diego both stare at Five who was shirtless but they ignore that.

→ "(y/n)? She was with me last night-" Five peered down at his bed to see you not snuggling up to him after a long restless night and blinks in confusion at the empty bed.

→ "What were you both doing-"

→ "-now is not the time! Where is she!?" Diego cuts off Luther who was glaring at Five and the shirtless boy just shrugs.

→ "Why-" everyone suddenly freezes and snaps their heads to the open window when they feel the ground shake. "Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?" Five rushes out of bed - thank god he put on his boxers - and looks out the window to see an army of people marching down the road.

→ "JUSTICE! JUSTICE! LA VIVIDA!" Music blares out from speakers as they all sang in sync, yelling out as more people slowly started joining them. The army grew and grew, the singing becoming deafening loud and the marching shaking the earth as Five stared at the person leading the army at the front with his uniform he bought.

→ "Holy fuck is that (y/n)!?" Allison gasps out as he joins the boys, the other siblings joining them.

→ "What has she created?" Five mumbles out as you march down the road with your hand over your heart. You look up and grin, suddenly flying through the air with the ODM gear to kiss Five on the cheek before going back to lead your Attack on Titan army. "How did she get the gear to work!?"

I want to do this lol. I want to join an army of people singing My War as we all march down the road in scout uniforms. I don't know why but I want to so bad lol.