The voice belonged to...........

PRINCESS BUTTERNUT OF THE SEAWINGS!!2!1!!12!!1!?1!2!1!![(:$:!^-&/?;){&'HSBSHSNJSJS!!!!!!!!!!

"WTF!!!" FishJuice screamed.

"Hey hey, watch your language, FishJuice!" Tuna said angrily.

"WTF stands for What The Fish, dad." His daughter explained calmly. Tuna nodded in understanding. What a boomer.

"THATS MAH GIRLFRIENDNNnn!!!!!" Butternut screeched. "U KIOIIIILED HEERRRRRR'nnn!!!1!2! ANDGHSNANDMSNHSNDJWKSJKSK!! !!!"

"Uh, waht?"

"Princess Butternut only speaks in ASDFKL language." Soldier explained. Everything makes sense now.

"MY WAIFUUUUUUUU!!!" Butternut sobbed over the unconscious body of Water. "OUR SHIP NABE WUS GIN BE WATERNURTT!!!"

"Our ship name was gonna be Waternut." Soldier translated for everyone. "Dragons in the army have to learn the language of ASDFKL." He said to all the confused faces.

"ILL GET REVENGE FUR MAH WAIFU IF IT DA LAST THINGY THING AH DOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DODODODODO!!!12]" Butternut screamed at them, and flew away, still crying.

"I'll get revenge for my waifu if it's the last thing I do." Soldier translated again.

"She seems mentally stable." Tuna commented. Nobody cared because Tuna is a sad loser.

"Wait." Said FoshJuice, grabbing the attention of everyone. "Why does the royal family's names end with 'nut'?"

"Because when the original SeaWing royalty bloodline died many centuries ago, they were replaced by the Nut family." Tuna said. "The Holy Nut is a worshipped figure in the Kingdom of The Sea. But it disappeared years ago, and nobody knows where it is."

"There's a prophecy about it tho." Soldier cut in. "Here it is."

And he promptly began to sing the prophecy of the Holy Nut.

"When the fish are back with the milk, the Holy Nut will rise.
When the water is defeated, the Holy Nut will rise.

Juiciest of dragons, thiccest of cheeks
Edgiest of mothers and darkest of weeks

The trident is hope
The trident is loss
Find what is missing, and face the final boss

If all is returned, the butter will fly
But your dummy thicc assclaps will bring your demise."

Everyone was crying by the end of it. So poetic.

"Wait a sec." FishJuice suddenly narrowed her eyes. "Juiciest of dragons? The trident? Edgiest of mothers? That sounds like ME!"

"GASP!" Everyone around her gasped. Even Water somehow gasped in her unconsciousness.

"Wait you're right!" Soldier exclaimed. "You summoned a trident! And your name is FishJuice! And you're dummy thicc! It's all coming together! YOU are destined to find the Holy Nut that saved the entire Sea Kingdom in all of its glory!"

"THATS TRUE!" FishJuice nearly evaporated in her excitement.

Finally, she knew what her destiny was. FishJuice was more than a fanfic writer.

She was the Chosen Nut.