"So, your dad's name is Tuna?"

"Yeah, I've heard my mom mumble about him edgily about a million times." FishJuice confirmed. "So, is he alive?"

"Ya he's a prisoner."

"What!"

"He had an egg with an edgy NightWing, so he was locked up in a cell."

That edgy NightWing must be my mother! FishJuice thought. What an amazing and clever realization. Nobody else could possibly have figured it out. FishJuice is just so smart.

"Can I see him?"

"Sure lol"

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Tuna sat in the corner like the LOSER he was. Kinda like me in kindergarten.

*ahem*

Uh, yes, back to FishJuice and Soldier.

"That's him." Soldier pointed to Tuna, who perked up at the sound of his name.

"Excuse me." FishJuice walked up to the cell. "Have you ever met an edgy NightWing named EdgyBlood?"

Tuna nodded sadly. "Yes. She was so edgy and cool. I couldn't help but fall in love with her." He sighed. "Her edginess was so charming and beautiful. The way black faded into blood red on her edgy gangster hair, the edgy, dark look her empty eyes had..."

His eyes turned sad. "We even had an egg. But I was texting my friends at the time, so she took it away without even telling me. That wasn't very cash money of her."

"I'm that egg!" FishJuice chirped cheerfully. "I'm FishJuice, your daughter. I came to the Sea Kingdom cuz mother made our island explode with her edginess but I didn't wanna go with the others becuz they're mean."

"My daughter?" Tuna was surprised and happy. "Wow. You're not as ugly as EdgyBlood said you were."

"Thanks!"

"Well well well if it isnt the unreliable Soldier." A mysterious voice said.