Chapter 10 - Kidnapping!
FishJuice and the crew searched long and hard for the glorious Holy Nut, to no avail. She even tried to use her animus magic to find it, but an inconvenient spell blocked any magic towards the Holy Nut.
But then they flew a little too close to the deadly Scorpion Den, and that was their worst mistake yet.
"HEY YOU!" A SandWing grabbed the hybrid by the arm. "YOU'RE THE INFAMOUS SMUDWCABASRCSN3LTFSTSBBEHSRPBMWMJDAGKMGMOJGMLPLFSMIMSO! OR SMUD!"
FishJuice gasped with the force of a thousand bears. "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" She screamed.
"Oh please!" The SandWing scoffed. "Everyone knows you! There's rumors that you... you..." He looked nervous. "THAT YOU PUT THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL!" He screeched dramatically.
Everyone gasped. "Fishy... is that true?" Soldier asked, trembling.
"Ofc nawt!!!" Butternut said. "Bff aint do no such thang772!!!"
FishJuice was extremely offended. "Excuse me, I did no such thing!" She defended herself. "That's a rumor probably started by my edgy mother!"
"See?" Soldier looked relieved. "Now let go of my waifu's arm!" They both blushed as the SeaWing realized what he said.
"Oh, there was another thing." The SandWing said. "People want to kidnap you and steal your Smud powers." Then he promptly whipped out a frying pan from thin air and knocked out FishJuice with a single blow.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Soldier cried. "NOW I KNOW HOW BUTTERNUT FELT!" He fainted for the twelfth time.
"Later, losers!" The SandWing slung FishJuice around his shoulders like any kidnapping scene, and flew away.
"WATE WAHT?!?!?!?)?]'sh$/)]$/!${" Butternut screamed. She always screamed. "WHARE R U TAKIN MAH BFF?!?!$ SOLIIER WAK UPPPPPPPPPP" She yelled at Soldier, but he was out cold.
"Ig its upto meh." The princess rolled up her nonexistent sleeves and chased after the SandWing who kidnapped FishJuice. "I IS COMMIN FUR YUUU MAH BFF!!!1!2!4)):)]$$-){$!]?:%$/998902'nn!!!!"
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