[Make a coffee-deprived Alex go to sleep or draw 25]

John:

John: -now has 25 more cards- ...He bites..

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[Admit Adrienne is a psychopath or draw 25]

Lafayette: -grabs 25 with no hesitation- That woman can eat my bones like they're fucking gummy worms I AM NOT DYING TODAY.

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[Stop slapping John's ass every time he's in either a short dress or tight pants or draw 25]

Alex: ...Fuck. -grabs 25

—

[Admit your feelings for King or draw 25]

George: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME-

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[Stop making revealing dresses that show off Laf's tits or draw 25]

Hercules: DAMN! -draws 25-

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[Be sober for a day or draw 25]

Mania: -sips vodka like it's water and draws 25-

George: WHY ARE YOU SO VIOLENTLY RUSSIAN-

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[Stop contorting your body into poses that can actually be painful when getting out of, which is probably the reason you have arthritis dammit.]

Fishi: 

Everyone:

Fishi: 

Fishi: -draws 25-

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[stop vandalizing George's shirts with squeaker buttons or draw 25]

Ben, Martha, Mania: -ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY DRAW 25-

Das it