Washington: F*CK I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL- wait I'm 37... -goes back to sleep-

Washington, five minutes later: I'M THE DAMN TEACHER-

(Bonus, when Wash was a teen :0 surprise surprise he was the quiet kid)

Teacher, handing out finished test papers-

Marie Antoinette (I went all out with the huntsmen AU... she's the b*tchy bubblegum pop girl-): Sir I think there's something wrong with my grade! 

Teacher: No. there isn't. That's what happened when you don't study.

Marie: -oFfEnDeD gAsP- do you KNOW who my father is?

George (Wash lol): Why? Does your mom not know who he is either?