King/I: GUYS-

-Washington's screams of pain cut us off in the next room-

King: ...I should probably go back in there.

Yeah no sh1t.

-King goes into the other room-

John: We're all not gonna ignore the fact that he literally pulverized King's hand right..?

Alex: It was basically that one episode of-

Me/Alex/John/Thomas/Hercules:  THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR-

Lafayette: -French confusion- The fresh prince of..where?

Thomas: ...You have no childhood. 

Lafayette: WE SPENT HALF OUR LIVES AS LITERAL F-CKING PUPPETS FOR ENTERTAINMENT THOMAS.

Adrienne/Unknown character for Rafael: -nod nod-

I- ..Oof.

Anyway, yeah, Estella's coming and it's 2 in the morning.

Alex: Really? I've been awake so long I forgot what time was.

Me too-

John/Thomas: GO THE HELL TO SLEEP!

Alex: STOP BEING GAY THEN WE'LL TALK (joking)

John: ...-existential crisis-

D4MMIT ALEXANDER YOU BROKE JOHN AGAIN.

John: AM I GAY OR STRAIGHT?

Alex kisses him-

John: Gay. Definitely gay. Gayer than a h0rny 9 year old making BTS smutshots.

-Everyone in the room sighs in relief-

Anyway, yeah that's it. 

(Imma just keep him as Rafael for now)

Rafael: No, not all, you're adding me to the story.

Oh yeah. Adding him to the story! Yay!

Rafael: Not yay! My story is horrifying!

Emmy/Daveed: Welcome to the club.

Rafael: ;w;

Emmy: At least you'll suffer with us!

STOP BREAKING THE D*MN FOURTH WALL! I JUST GOT IT FIXED!

-episode of what ever the hell this is end-