My phone is seriously packed with Tumblr posts I find on We Heart It. That's also where I find things like that. ⬆⬆⬆

Someone stahp me. *Buries face in hands* WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE ANYMORE!?

Cas had had trouble sleeping lately. So, like the smart angel he was, he went and complained to Dean about it. Why? Because his puppy dog eyes always worked and Dean's presence helped knock him out.

"Dean?" he called quietly, peeking through the crack in the doorway.

The hunter looked up from the book - WHAT A BOOK - he had been reading and frowned at Cas. He set it to the side. "You ok, buddy?" he asked.

The ex angel cast his gaze downward. "I cannot sleep," he muttered, embarrassed.

He heard Dean sigh. "Come here, then." Cas's head snapped up to see the man raising an eyebrow expectantly.

The angel collapsed onto the bed beside Dean, resisting the urge to cuddle into his chest. It was a hard battle, one that, in variation, steadily got worse through the years.

"Goodnight, Cas," whispered Dean before shutting off the light from the lamp beside his bed and burrowing into the blankets.

"Goodnight, Dean."

Cas was almost asleep, stuck in that loopy and drowsy state, when he had the sudden notion that Dean was falling off of the bed. He rolled over, clasping onto the hunter, pulling him close, and tenderly said, "It's ok, darling, I have you."

Dean flinched, because in Cas's extremely tired frame of mind, his perseption was way off.

Differingly, the hunter felt Cas's hand collide with his face as he rolled over, pulling the man to the angel. He then began to incoherently scream into his ear.

Hell, he hadn't even been close to the edge of the bed.

***

The next morning, Sam had actually made breakfast. Strange, we know. Well, it was pretty odd, but that's nothing to dwell on unless you're wanting to save Tim.

Yes, the author realizes she's babbling. It's almost midnight and she's incredibly loopy. Like, more than normal.

Cas walked up and tapped Sam on the shoulder, not noticing the deadly weapon the younger hunter held.

Sam shrieked and whirled around, his hair flipping like a Loreal commercial. He held his knife tightly, pointing it at Cas.

For a moment Cas stood there, shocked and unmoving. Then he grinned and said, "Things sure took a sharp turn of events."

Dean came out of nowhere, tsking and holding a fork. "Good thing that was a knife, or else you would have been forked."

"You guys digust me," Sam grumbled, making a face while Destiel laughed hysterically.

***

For the first time in forever, Anna dragged them to a mall and told them they had to stay there. Apparently she wanted to decorate the bunker for Halloween without them seeing, but what would those three know?

So here they were, standing in an elevator. Cas suddenly burst into laughter. "If we were murdered on this thing, that would be wrong on so many levels," he cackled.

Dean snickered, shaking his head, but Sam gave him a glare. "What has gotten into you?" he asked, wrinkling his nose in confusion.

"Tumblr," Cas answered.

***

They were walking past Hot Topic (the only reason they didn't stop at the moment being the need for food because... well.. FOOD) when Cas overheard a blonde girl talking to her friends.

"You know, bacteria is the only culture some people will ever have," she joked.

Cas grinned and called over, "Your sense of humor is infectious!" The Winchesters paused and glared at him.

The blonde whooped and pointed at him. "Aye!" she shouted before giggling.

He pointed back. "Aye!"

Dean blinked. "That's crossing the line."

***

"Two slices of apple," Dean ordered. He and Cas were ordering food while Sam was waiting at a table.

The lady nodded at him and carried on with her job. Cas looked over at the store beside this one. Sushi.

"That place looks fishy," he remarked, smiling.

Dean sighed. "Not again," he groaned. "Cas, I swear..."

"Not my fault you're in trout."

"STAHP. That one wasn't even clever."

"Your face isn't clever!"

"..."

The lady handed them their pie. "You two are a cute couple," she said, kindly and sincerely.

Cas beamed at her. "Thank you," he replied, grabbing the food and pecking Dean's check lightly.

Now, Cas wouldn't have done that if he hadn't have been Tumbr-fied. And Dean looked pretty freaking shocked that he had.

Maybe he kinda liked this Tumblr Cas.

I have so many problems guys 😂 I love Tumblr posts.