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Thank you so much Mother Nature. I am so thankful for that wonderful gift you gave me at the ripe age of twelve called puberty.

Note the sarcasm. You'll hear it a lot this part.

But puberty is the gift I never wanted. I wanted a phone, an easy bake oven, an iPad, rainbow loom, and so much more, did I ever get any of those things? Yeah, a couple. But the others? No. Instead, I got puberty. For which Indian parents say, "congratulations' for, and throw a huge party. I'm sorry, but I didn't know that having cramps for the rest of your life is something to celebrate! At least I can have a baby now.

Wait. What?!

I still fail to understand why I need to get the ability to have babies at age twelve. And people wonder why there's so many teenage pregnancies. I can wait, thank you very much.

And periods....when you don't come for a month on end and I tell my mom, she starts worrying about what 'awkward questions' my doctor is going to ask, obviously about my 'habits'. Again, I don't understand the need to have babies at age fourteen. Geez.

And when periods do come and we're running a mile at school, I have to go through the cramps, leaving me with a 12:55 time, losing me points off of my daily grade. The coaches say that, "You could walk a 13 minute mile." But I doubt guy coaches know anything about running a mile with cramps. Great.

And after doing homework till 1:00 AM thanks to my teachers, I have to try and sleep with something uncomfortable in an uncomfortable place. And my mom wonders why I can never wake up and catch the bus on time. I thought she should understand! Right, no pain no gain. Thanks mom.

And hormones....oh! Thanks so much, because now when I watch 'Famous 5' on the Qubo channel, I get the wonderful opportunity to find out which characters would look 'cute' in real life. Cause hey, we all want to ruin harmless children's programming, don't we?

So finally, I close by telling Mother Nature to 'shove off' and attack people when they're older. I mean, when you're young and you should be trying hard to do your best in school, that ish ain't necessary.

I just pity those 8 year olds that Mother Nature hurt. Good luck to those parents who are trying to explain everything to those children.