WhatsApp Group Chat
'The Golden Girls' with
Ems, Brie and Jen

Jen
NAY YOU'RE FINALLY COMING HOME IN TWO DAYS

Brie
um jen
nay's home is actually in sweden

Jen
shut up brianne
home is where the heart is
and nay's heart is with me
oops i mean with us

Ems
stop making this about you, jen

Jen
hey
i started this conversation with "NAY YOU'RE FINALLY COMING HOME IN TWO DAYS" while the both of you decided to roast me
nay, as you can tell
i'm innocent as per usual

Brie
if you're innocent, you wouldn't be running straight to nay for protection

Ems
oof brie just roasted you again

Jen
stop keeping score, ems
pick a damn side

Brie
hey hey shhh
nay
i see you reading
my messages are getting blue-ticked which means you're oNLINE

Naomi
yes i am

Ems
NAY

Brie
NAY

Jen
why say nay when you can say yay

Ems
jesus, jen

Naomi
god, that has got to be the worst joke of the century

Jen
okay fine
why don't you ask chris to tell you some jokes then since mine are actually that horrible that actually makes your ears bleed

Brie
ooh speaking of chris
how is everything?
please tell me they're fine
please tell me you guys have already confessed

Ems
more like, please tell us that YOU finally confessed since chris has done it, more or less

Jen
nay's still typing but i'm already squealing
i hope you guys have already discussed wedding dates

Naomi
he said he loves me.

Ems
OH MY GOD

Brie
WHAT IS AIR

Jen
WEDDING BELLS YES

Naomi
and i told him that i love him, too. but over text.

Jen
FUCKING FINALLY, NAY
OH MY GOD
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY TO COME
DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S OVER TEXT
IT'S STILL AN 'I LOVE YOU'

Brie
this calls for a celebration omg
we need to get some drinks once you're back!!!!

Ems
i'm so happy for you, nay!!!!!!
YOU GUYS FINALLY SAID I LOVE YOU SJKSJKSJS

Naomi
i'm not done.

Jen
ooooh there's more
okay spill it
spill every single bean

Naomi
i also told him that he can't love me, repeatedly.
but he insisted and even asked that i let him love me.

Brie
please tell me you said yes

Naomi
i thought about this when i was in london and i was going to sit down with him and talk things out as soon as i got back to georgia but he just changed completely.

Ems
what?

Naomi
he kept making excuses to duck out on lunch and dinner appointments, saying he needs to rest early. he recently said he's been feeling feverish and just as i was about to muster up some courage to ask him what was really going on, he flew back to boston without telling me.

Jen
oh god
not these beans
these weren't the beans i was asking for

Naomi
when he got back to wrap up on the last few scenes we had to shoot, he just acted them out and retreated to his trailer. i haven't had the chance to talk to him about anything and the thing is, i don't know what actually caused this sudden change in his behavior. i was only in london for less than a week.

Jen
fuck, are you telling me that you and chris are not together?

Naomi
no, jen
we're not.

Jen
these weren't the beans i was asking for
can you please put them back and get the right ones out

Brie
maybe he saw that photo ben posted?

Naomi
chris isn't that kind of guy.

Jen
oh i beg to differ, nay
everyone gets jealous at some point
it just depends on how jealous they get

Naomi
but he knows that ben and i are just friends.

Ems
does he know that ben confessed to you over text two months ago?

Naomi
no. . .
but the thing is, ben and i really are just friends.
we talked it out when i was in london.

Brie
okay details on that later because right now, the big question is does chris know about this?

Naomi
of course not

Ems
and why not?

Naomi
ben and i just talked things out like two mature adults.
it's not something that needs disclosing or anything.
and also, wouldn't it be weird if i just suddenly texted him all the way from london, saying that i'm with ben at the moment, just catching up and stuff?

Jen
you sure he hasn't sensed that ben actually likes you?

Naomi
he couldn't have. . .

Brie
but what if he did?

Naomi
what are you girls implying?

Ems
nay, even if men don't talk, i'm pretty sure they weren't born a rock.
they have feelings, too. senses, included.
like jen said, chris could be jealous.

Naomi
okay but even if chris did sense it, wouldn't he have sensed it way back then?

Jen
okay, now you've got a point

Naomi
so, it doesn't explain why he's been acting this way these past two weeks

Jen
like i said before, nay. communication is key in every relationship.

Naomi
i have been trying to talk to him!
god, and he said that i'd be the one who wouldn't want to talk about our relationship once i got back from london. i've been wanting to talk to him ever since i boarded the plane back to georgia.
and the thing is, i have a feeling everything's going to be awkward during tomorrow's farewell lunch. he'll probably just make small talk.

Brie
maybe you can try to get him to talk when you guys are on the flight back to new york?

Ems
wait brie's right
you guys ARE on the same flight back together
plus, you're sitting next to each other

Naomi
what if he doesn't talk to me then?
the flight is only two hours long.
he could just make up another excuse or take a nap or something.

Jen
damn it
why can't i just get on the damn flight myself, dress up as an air stewardess and lock y'all in the bathroom or something so that you two can fucking talk

Brie
lmao jen
i can't even imagine you serving the passengers

Jen
what why the fuck not

Ems
because you're a klutz

Jen
HEY
i know i tripped at the oscars but that doesn't mean i'll trip everywhere

Naomi
actually, jen
ems is right
you are a klutz

Jen
smh i was willing to shove you and chris evans into the airplane bathroom so that you guys can talk it out and then you do THIS to me
i'd cancel our friendship but i love you too much

Ems
you know chris loves you right, nay?

Naomi
does he still love me now?

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WhatsApp Group Chat
'Cap's Finally Coming Home'

Spider-Boy
oscar nominations in six hours!!!!

Black Widow
i can't wait for naomi to be nominated for the danish girl
god, that movie is a masterpiece

Cat-Man
i really hope she'll be nominated

Spider-Boy
YES
AND EDDIE
SJKSSKSK I'M SO EXCITED

Double Vision
they can't possibly sleep on their performance
even my wife cried in the cinema the other day

Spider-Boy
she was such a dream at the premiere omg
can somebody pinch me

Metal Arm
rdj you do it ^
but slap him instead

Tony Stank
that's my son, you metal armed idiot
don't make me blast off that other arm

Mechanical Bird
that's my best friend, you idiot man

Maximoff #2
did you seriously just replace 'iron with 'idiot'?

Pluto
oof never threaten rdj's son
anyway
is naomi gonna be at the premiere?
'cause we're definitely not gonna be able to see her at the oscars unless we're invited

Metal Arm
oh shit
jer, sensitive topic
sensitive topic!!!!

Pluto
huh?

Maximoff #2
what's going on?

Mechanical Bird
abort mission
omg quick change the subject before chris sees any of this

Tony Stank
um yeah so are we gonna meet hemsworth this week

Spider-Boy
are naomi and chris taking a break or something?
please tell me they aren't cause i ship them with all my heart

Metal Arm
why the hell is your son this smart when it comes to matters like this, rdj

Maximoff #1
wait, what?
i just saw naomi two weeks ago at the premiere of her movie
she seemed fine to me

Tony Stank
oh shit

Mechanical Bird
evans is typing
everybody quiet

Pluto
jesus christ i'm sweating

Capsicle
um, so are we all still having lunch this wednesday with hemsworth and hiddleston and ruffalo?

Metal Arm
if you're up for it, bud

Capsicle
yeah sure
i'm flying back tomorrow anyway

Tony Stank
what?

Black Widow
i thought you said you'll be flying back on monday?
today's saturday, chris
did you get your dates mixed up or something

Maximoff #2
yeah ^
didn't you say the cast and crew are having like a farewell lunch or something tomorrow?

Cat-Man
yeah and what if naomi gets nominated tomorrow morning?
won't you want to celebrate with her at least?

Capsicle
she has ben for that.
i'm pretty sure ben will be the first one to congratulate her.
she doesn't need anything from me.

Mechanical Bird
not this again.

Maximoff #1
ben?
you mean ben barnes?
they're just friends, mate

Tony Stank
SEE
there you have it
mystery solved
case closed
now, can you please change your mind and stay for tomorrow's lunch with naomi?

Capsicle
does aaron know about the article?

Maximoff #1
article? what article?

Metal Arm
jesus christ
chris
you need to snap out of this!

Tiny Ant
sorry i was taking a shower
what did i miss

Mechanical Bird
chris is going on about that damn article again

Tiny Ant
oh god not this again
chris, come on

Capsicle
look, i love her but if she's happier with ben, then i wish them all the best, alright?
the only thing i want is for her to be happy.

Maximoff #2
SHE'S HAPPY WITH YOU, CHRIS
FUCK THE ARTICLE
why are you believing the article
why can't you just believe in yourself and naomi

Maximoff #1
okay seriously
what article is this?

Tony Stank
LINK
that article ^
tell me it's not true, aaron

Metal Arm
stay till tomorrow, chris
please, at least ask her about it rather than bottle everything up like you always do

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Tony Stank
damn it

Mechanical Bird
not again
he's gonna bottle everything up again and this time, i don't know if we should call naomi

Cat-Man
aaron?

Black Widow
please tell us it's not true
there has to be some sort of misunderstanding

Maximoff #1
i can't say for sure, guys.
i'm sorry.

Metal Arm
you mean to tell me that you weren't there with them?

Maximoff #1
naomi and ben have been friends a long time. and they haven't seen each other for quite a while as well so, the day after the premiere, naomi and ben were having drinks with me and several of our other friends. they decided to leave a bit early because they needed to talk and honestly, it didn't seem off to any of us 'cause they've been friends for so long.
we all thought ben was just going to walk naomi back to her hotel because she never quite likes staying out too late.

Cat-Man
has anyone pushed them to be together?

Maximoff #1
amongst our group of friends? no. not a single one.
we know they're just friends, i mean, even though they have crossed that line a few times before but we brushed it off 'cause it was naomi and ben.

Tony Stank
christ
this is bad. . .

Maximoff #2
chris is really gonna fly back tomorrow?

Metal Arm
knowing him. . . yeah, he is.
he really thinks that naomi and ben are a thing, and honestly, i don't know why he's so quick to believe it.

Tiny Ant
love does things to people.
plus, he said he's always sensed that ben actually likes her.

Maximoff #1
wait what

Mechanical Bird
oh god what are we gonna do now
i can bet with you that hemsworth and hiddleston are gonna be the first to notice chris' sudden change in behaviour

Tony Stank
don't forget ruffalo

Metal Arm
damn it
what the hell do we do now?

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a/n; naomi's little 'does he still love me now' actually hurt me

alsooo, not sure if you guys are ready for the ending :-) not sure if you can tell what's coming :-)