WhatsApp Group Chat
'GOTTA PIETRO'

Maximoff #1
um, guys?

Mechanical Bird
what's up dead maximoff

Maximoff #2
now that's just rude

Tiny Ant
you mean rudd :-)

Maximoff #2
no i really meant rude

Metal Arm
what's up, aaron?

Maximoff #1
why is chris meeting up with that mackenzie girl at this fancy restaurant i'm at?

Tony Stank
hold on
wHAT

Mechanical Bird
which fucking fancy restaurant is this

Metal Arm
chris told us they're meeting at some café???

Spider-Boy
oh boy
i have a bad feeling about this
my spidey senses are fucking tingling

Pluto
wait wait wait a minute
why is chris even meeting up with her in the first place?

Maximoff #2
didn't she just put him through hell

Mechanical Bird
y'all know how chris is when someone offers to apologize and shit
and y'know how he sees the good in every fucking one

Maximoff #1
guys, i'm not sure if this is a coincidence or not but naomi is here as well

Mechanical Bird
wHAT

Metal Arm
i think i'm gonna pass out

Tony Stank
alright team let's move out because we need to collect chris evans from this fancy ass restaurant and reel him outta there before shit hits the fan

Cat-Man
okay i'm here what's up what's the emergency

Double Vision
i swear to god if this isn't an emergency i will remove myself from this group chat

Tony Stank
it's a fucking emergency, alright
'cause we need to go and get evans outta some fancy restaurant that naomi happens to be at as well

Black Widow
as in chris' special lady, naomi???

Tiny Ant
the special lady friend, yes
who has been extremely special to chris as of late

Mechanical Bird
i stg that heart of gold of his is gonna get him killed one day

Pluto
you think she's setting him up?

Mechanical Bird
i fucking do
i even had an inkling earlier but chris being chris said he'd been on his toes and went to meet up with her anyway

Metal Arm
i texted naomi but she hasn't seen my message

Maximoff #1
btw she's not alone

Tony Stank
what

Mechanical Bird
oh great

Double Vision
who's she with? her friends?

Metal Arm
i'm gonna take a wild guess and say it's ben barnes

Maximoff #1
relax guys
he's a good friend
one of the best lads i've met

Maximoff #2
that prince caspian guy?

Black Widow
oh that cute looking prince from narnia!

Tiny Ant
does everyone have a crush on the prince caspian guy?

Double Vision
guess so
i mean, even you agreed that he's good looking

Tiny Ant
so did you
and so did chad
and rdj
and renner

Pluto
i'm pretty sure don would agree too

Spider-Boy
actually i too agree that ben is good looking

Tony Stank
son, please
not now

Spider-Boy
sorry dad

Tony Stank
anyway
what are we gonna do?

Metal Arm
we're gonna stay put & let chris handle it

Mechanical Bird
seb's right
we should respect chris enough to allow him to do this on his own

Metal Arm
if he wanted backup or anything of the like, he would have said so

Maximoff #1
you boys are right

Pluto
as much as i'm worried right now, i gotta agree with you guys

Tony Stank
same

Spider-Boy
same

Black Widow
ditto

Maximoff #1
sorry i gave you guys a scare though
i was just really surprised to see chris and mackenzie here

Metal Arm
aaron, you're just being a good friend and looking out for him
it's something we all would have done

Maximoff #2
now get back to your dinner, aaron! you shouldn't even be texting in front of your wife and kids!

Tony Stank
ooh yeah
bad dog
bad dog
what did i tell you about electronic devices at the table

Black Widow
i laughed way too hard at that ^

Tiny Ant
i snorted

Maximoff #1
roger that, rdj 🙃

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WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Girls' with Brie, Ems and Jen

Jen
nay, it's 10pm and you're still not home yet so don't blame me if I finish all the popcorn

Ems
should we be worried?

Brie
are you guys fondue-ing

Jen
christ, brie
will you ever learn how to be subtle in certain situations?

Ems
i'm pretty sure she got it from you, jen

Brie
^
i blame you, jen
but anyway
nay, text us back pleaseeee

Ems
we're having a movie night
and popcorn

Brie
and nuggets from mcdonalds

Jen
THIS IS OUR WAY OF TEMPTING YOU SO THAT YOU CAN DRAG YOUR ASS HOME
pretty please come home before 11pm 'cause you know i tend to sleep at like 12.30am which will give us all enough time to finish a rom-com or chick flick

Brie
and you said i wasn't subtle

Ems
is nay's data turned off

Jen
well, that makes sense
i mean, she's on a date with benny boy

Ems
y'know nay's gonna kill you for that, right?

Brie
why are we texting when we're all seated in the living room tho

Jen
idk
idc
let's just text 'cause why the fuck not
and to answer your question baby ems
yes, i know but they're so cute tgt?!?!?!!!
but so are chris and naomi!?!?
ugh i can't decide

Ems
nay's really gonna kill you

Brie
i agree with jen
i can't decide between the two

Jen
SEE
EMS IT'S YOUR TURN

Ems
i am not picking anyone

Brie
just pick
this is fun
'cause we know nay's gonna be blushing to hell and back

Jen
i am ready to go to hell as soon as nay sees all these messages

Ems
fine, i think both ben and chris suit her tbh

Brie
YAY WE'RE ALL GOIN' TO HELL

Ems
*plays highway to hell by ac/dc*

Brie
ems you're too cute for this world

Jen
and too pure

Brie
both you and nay tbh

Jen
^^^

Ems
sometimes, the both of you honestly remind me of the weasley twins

Jen
i'm fred

Brie
you do know that he dies at the end right

Jen
hUSH BRIANNE
as i was saying before i was so rudely interrupted
brie's george
and ems can be lee jordan

Brie
but ems will never pass off as a quidditch commentator

Ems
hEY
I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN

Jen
oh ems
you're just way too pure for that

Brie
oh man nay's gonna kill us when she opens this group chat

Ems
she sure is

Jen
i already have my bags packed so that i can be sent straight to hell to hang with my old bud, hades
anyway nay
we love you xoxo
pls text us back

Brie
we're worried, woman
where are u and ur cute ass

Ems
it's 10.22pm rn and you're still not home

Naomi
i'll text you girls back as soon as i'm out of the restaurant
got so much to tell you girls

Jen
NAY YOU'RE ALIVE

Brie
andddd she's gone again 🙃

Ems
typical nay
well, at least we know she's okay now

Jen
don't tell me you and benjamin are gonna frick frack

Brie
jesus, jen

Ems
jesus, jen

Jen
just sayin'!!!!

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a/n; hmm what do you think is going on?

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