Title: A Real Loose-Cannon Gunslinger

Requested by Bugkiller98

Reader Info

Toy Species: Armadillo Plushie

Y/n – Your Name

L/n – Last Name

E/c – Eye Color

F/c – Favorite (Fur) Color

F/f – Favorite Food

Based on: Bloody Bunny – The First Blood

A/n: Y/n L/n also known as The Sheriff became a member of the Dark Bosses as an armadillo plushie and as Razor Mane’s partner in crime to watch over the areas that marked as their own territory and keep an eye out for any intruders, especially Bloody Bunny and her little sister, Mumu as he known to be real quick shot and a real loose cannon with his two trusty revolvers created by Dr. Kikky. Over some time with Razor Mane, Y/n soon developed a crush on the mare and decides to come up with a plan to win her heart if any means necessary.

An #2: Y/n in this oneshot will be an Armadillo plushie with F/c (your choice of color) colored fur and his outfit consists of a black cowboy hat, a belt with two holsters for his two revolvers, cowboy boots that makes a clinging sound every time he walks around and always has a toothpick in his mouth. This info is you all know what appearance that Y/n would look like in the oneshot.

Location: The Dizzyland Theme Park

Date: July 12, 2035

Time: 3:45 PM

No POV
On a hot summer here at the Dizzyland Theme Park, a magical, but deadly place where every kikkie and plush toy alike, where fantasy, fun and mayhem come to life, there was a young, but very serious looking male F/c armadillo plushie named Y/n L/n aka the Sheriff. He was once a happy and energetic that loves only two things, "Gold" and "Cowboy" movies, which made him so obsessed in becoming a real gunslinger as he plans to become a sheriff in a local town police department to protect the innocent from anyone that will bring crime into his own town until he was captured by the Dark Bosses, threw into the grinder and came back as a F/c armadillo plushie.

But then, The Dark Bosses's own leader, The Dark Rabbit knew about the boy's passion of becoming a real gun-slinger, so he gave Y/n an opportunity to become a full-fledged member of the Dark Bosses, which he accepted the offer and became partners with Razor Mane, a pony toy with a mane that is a razor-sharp boomerang that can really slice your head clean off like a knife cutting through a stick of butter.

Overtime, Y/n the F/c armadillo has gone through some training with his two very own revolvers that were specially designed by the team's top scientist, Dr. Kikky and it didn't take too long for Y/n to learn how to use these revolvers. which made him a real loose-cannon gunslinger and was given himself a name by the Dark Rabbit as "The Sherriff" for not being such a vaulable member of the team, but been keeping their own factories, the Kuma Train, the Dizzyland Theme Park and any other location that are all owned by the Dark Bosses safe from anyone that will cause a lot of damage to their own community, especially their biggest threat to their ultimate plan for world domination, Bloody Bunny along with her Kaiju-Monster powered little sister, Mumu.

Y/n's new outfit as a F/c armadillo plushie consists of wearing a black cowboy hat, a black belt with two holsters for his two revolvers, black cowboy boots that makes a clinging sound every time he walks around and always has a toothpick in his mouth.

During his time as Razor Mane's Partner in Crime and a member of the Dark Bosses, Y/n soon developed some feelings towards Razor Mane as he treats her with utmost respect and protect her no matter what as he keeping an eye out for any intruder or at least any troublemaker that likes to cause mayhem and destruction to the park. One day, he will come up with a plan to win Razor Mane's heart to show her how much he loves her when he confesses his feelings to her.

Speaking of mayhem and destruction, Bloody Bunny and Mumu would sometimes like to some do some mayhem and destruction at the Dizzyland Theme Park in order to get Y/n ticked off like how she vandalize the many different posters of both Y/n and Razor Mane and how she took Y/n's favorite lollipop that is a rare Cuban variety of lollipop that has to be specially shipped to the Dizzyland Theme Park for Y/n to enjoy in order to take his mind of the stress he has been dealing with Bloody Bunny's antics and the hot summer heat despite of him being a armadillo plush.

Supposedly, these Cuban lollipops taste like Rice and Beans. (I know right? Gross)

Right now, a couple of Kikkies were laughing really hard at a another vandalized poster of Y/n and Razor Mane that made him look like a couple of crazy clowns like they're both in some sort of kooky circus. This is really starting to put a burr in his saddle. (Get the joke?) 

Y/n: *Growls* Now this real chaps my hide! I'm gonna find those two long eared artists and bust their thumbs!!!! And maybe....their pinkies! *Scoffs then looks at the two kikkies that were laughing at the messed up poster* What are you two standing around for?! Get back to work before the boss finds out that you two have been slacking off and laughing your butts off from that scribbled up poster of me and my partner!!

Kikkie #1 & #2: Yes Sir!

Y/n: Good! *Groans* There's too much stress for me to handle, even under this hot sun. I wish those pesky rabbit didn't steal my Cuban Lollipop, it's one of the things I need to take my mind off this infernal heat wave. Maybe a nice mug of root beer, some F/f and a slice of strawberry shortcake at Bye-Bye Kitten's Café can help me calm my nerves.

Then Y/n had an idea that can help him win Razor Mane's heart since she even allowed him to ride on her back like an actual cowboy that he always dreamed off before he became who he is today. He's gonna ask Razor Mane out on a date at Bye-Bye Kitten's Diner so that he can express his feelings towards her.

So he started walking over to the Carousel and he can already see Razor Mane sitting on her hunches by the Merry-Go-Round control panel while watching some episodes of the Mind-Eye Files (My own version of the Secret Histories Series) on the little TV, meaning that it's one of her days off today and she had nothing else to do but to watch her favorite shows on her little TV.

Then her ears perked up after hearing the clinging noises from Y/n's cowboy boots and looked to see that Y/n just had another stressful day today thanks to Bloody Bunny and Mumu's troublesome antics.

Razor Mane: Oh hey, Y/n. Bloody Bunny and her little sister causing some trouble again?

Y/n: Yep. They even took my favorite lollipop again.

Razor Mane: Again? Ugh! I was gonna try a taste that lollipop myself!

Y/n: I know! Those kind of lollipops are really hard to get even in Cuban to be specially delivered here.

Razor Mane: I see what you mean. So what's up?

Y/n: Well, I wanna ask if you want to come with me to Bye-Bye Kitten's Café for some root-beer and some strawberry shortcake.

Razor Mane: You mean, like a date?

Y/n: *Blushes* Um....yeah.

Razor Mane: Sure. I can go for a hayburger and some strawberry shortcake right about now. Hop on my back and let's go.

Y/n: Don't worry I can walk.

Razor Mane: It's fine, Y/n. You've been walking around in this park all day and you need to rest your feet from the hot sun. So hop on my back and we'll be there in a just a few minutes. Besides, you are light enough to ride on my back and you seemed to know a lot about how to ride a horse properly.

Y/n: That's true. I know my ways of riding a horse properly and not some brainless lunatic that likes to ride a horse while jumping on their back up and down like an idiot.

Razor Mane: Tell me about. Now are you gonna stand there or what? I've been watching Mind-Eye Files all day and I'm starving.

Y/n: Alright then.

So Y/n hop onto Razor Mane's back and she started trotted over to her best friend's own café and once they are inside, they took a seat at a booth and Bye-Bye Kitten got out of the kitchen to pass out the customer's orders before heading on over to Y/n and Razor Mane's table to take their order.

Bye-Bye Kitten: Hey guys! Good to see you here at my café again. Did those pesky rabbits caused trouble again.

Razor Mane: Yep. They even took Y/n's lollipop again.

Y/n: And they even scribbled up our posters again.

Bye-Bye Kitten: Again?! Ugh! They just keep causing trouble again and again. Luckily, I always order a new set of posters of you and Razor Mane along with those Cuban Lollies that you like so much!

Y/n: Thanks, Kitten.

Bye-Bye Kitten: No problem, Y/n. Always there to help my friends. So what can I get you two?

Razor Mane: I'll have a hayburger, fries, a glass of ice tea with a lemon and a strawberry shortcake.

Y/n: And I'll have a F/f, a side of fries, a mug of ice cold root beer and a strawberry shortcake as well.

Bye-Bye Kitten: Alrighty then. I'll your order ready in a bit.

With that, Bye-Bye Kitten just went back to the kitchen to cook up Y/n and Razor Mane's orders and while they are waiting on their food, Y/n and Razor Mane started engaging in a conversation about their interests, favorite foods and songs, etc. and they are pretty much having a good time together until Bye-Bye Kitten got back to their table with their food all cooked up and ready to eat.

Bye-Bye Kitten: There you go. Enjoy and don't worry about the check, it's on the house since you two worked so hard on keeping this theme park safe and sound.

Y/n and Razor Mane: Thanks, Kitten.

So then, the two of them began eating their meal after a long day today, even after the incident with Bloody Bunny and Mumu causing trouble at the park, they still had a good time together.

Then after they had their meal together, it was time for Y/n to tell Razor Mane how much he loved and card about her since the first time they met and became partners as members of the Dark Bosses.

Y/n: Hey, Razor Mane, there's something I wanted to confess to you?

Razor Mane: Really? What is it?

Y/n: Well, I just wanted to say that ever since we first met each other and became partners in the Dark Bosses...I just wanted to say that...I love you, Razor Mane....

Razor Mane was surprised to hear that from Y/n since he was the best partner that she ever had ever since he became a member of the Dark Bosses and for some reason, she felt the same way that he did, even after he confessed his feelings to her.

Razor Mane: I love you too, Y/n. To be honest, I had a crush on you as well.

Y/n: Really?

Razor Mane: Yeah. Ever since that you became a member of the gang, I could never had a better partner than you since you're a real great and talented gunslinger and that's why I allowed you to ride on my back all the time like the proud sheriff you are now.

Y/n: Wow. I never thought you share the same feelings as me. So I guess that means that we're a couple now, huh?

Razor Mane: You know it? And the best part is that we don't have to pay for our meals.

Y/n: Yep. Bye-Bye Kitten really knows how to cook in her own café. 

Then suddenly, the front door was swung open and a kikkie came in while having a panic attack, meaning that somethings going on and it ain't pretty.

Kikkie #3: Sheriff! The Bunnies are at it again!! They're messing up the Merry-Go-Around!!

Y/n/Razor Mane: WHAT?!

So then, Y/n quickly hopped onto Razor Mane's back and Razor Mane then speed her way over to her Carousel ride to go teach those bunnies a lesson. When trouble is happening here at the Dizzyland Theme Park, Razor Mane and her trusty partner and a Real Loose-Cannon Gunslinger are here to get the job done.

THE END