"Harley-San!"

Harley spun around to see Tobirama and another boy, who was taller and had mushroom like brown hair.

"You should not be here, Tobirama." Harley warned, lifting a hand.

He could practically smell the hatred falling off the both of them. He did not know why but he was sure that it would involve the sin of wrath.

The other boy held a small body wrapped in a white cloth. "Please... save him! You are the Ghost Rider, a creature of Hell. You must have a way to help him live again!"

Harley almost choked on air.

Revival?

What did they think he was, Jesus?

Tobirama pulled the other boy closer to Harley, a desperate look on his face.

"Y-You were the only person I could think of... please, my brother-" Tobirama pleaded.

Tears began to fall down both of the boys' faces, showing their sorrow and fear.

"We can't lose another brother..." The other boy whispered with tears and snot fell down his face.

"L-Let me ask my boss..." Harley trailed off, glancing to the side.

"Turn into the Ghost Rider. Cover the body in flame and just call out a sin, then the body will revive and become to physical version of that sin." The Shinigami explained as it flipped a simple newspaper.

Harley sighed and dropped his shoulders, looking at the boys.

"Put the body down and stay far away." He ordered, staring ahead. He did not know how this would work out.

It could destroy the body and soul.

"Y-Yes! Thank you!" The other boy thanked as he tugged Tobirama away.

"Hashirama-Nii, wait!"

Harley sighed once more and lifted his shirt off, earning a loud choking noise from both of the boys. He was proud to admit that he was rather physically fit even if he did not enjoy showing off his body much.

"Come on, man... help the kid out." Harley murmured to himself and the Ghost Rider.

His body lit on fire, earning a few screams. His skin melted away slowly into white bone with bright blue fire catching him.

"This is new." The Ghost Rider grounded out as it began to check the fire out.

"Yo, sparkles! Dead body infront of you!"

The Ghost Rider snarled at the Shinigami, his fire burning a bright red unnatural tp fire.

"Wrath..." The Ghost Rider breathed when the fire reached the small body.

The body caught on fire straight away, burning through the thick cloth that hid the small body. A scream pierced the air as the body shot up, skin melting away slowly.

"Itama!" Hashirama shrieked, lunging forward only to held back by Tobirama. "Please, do not hurt him!"

"Hashirama-Nii, let Harley-San do his work-!"

'Itama' writhed and shrieked, ripping apart what was left of the cloth. "FIRE!"

The Ghost Rider growled and lifted a foot, slamming it down onto Itama's stomach to hold the boy there. "Wrath, wake up."

Itama screamed even more, clawing at the foot.

"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" The newly forming skeleton screamed, writhing under the Ghost Rider's foot.

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"So... your name was Itama?" Harley asked the boy politely.

The multicolour haired boy nodded quietly.

It was silence for a second before Itama looked up at Harley. "W-What's the person in my head mean?"

"Eh?"

"H-He keeps screaming and wanting to fight people." Itama explained quietly with a glare towards the wall.

They were in the Bijū cave, even if there was no Bijū. Shukaku had left with his siblings to meet other humans.

Harley clicked in tongue in thought, rolling his eyes.

"That is your... Ghost. Let's call 'im Wrath. Wrath, is similar to his sin counterpart and wants to kill or seriously maim everything living sinner. Wrath and the Ghost Rider are family, Ghost technically being Wrath's father. Due to... you know, creating him." Harley explained with a few hand gestures.

Itama nodded slowly.

"So, you are my dad...?"

Harley choked on his breath with a few head bangs rapidly. Itama grinned darkly at the shocked person who managed to revive him.

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"You're a dad now."

Harley banged his head on the table of a random tavern in the nearby town. "I don't want to be..."

"Suck it up, dick biscuit."

Harley glared at the weird demon next to him. "Shut up, you Mephistopheles rip off."

The demon lifted his middle finger at Harley. "Bite me, mortal."

"I'M THE FUCKING GHOST RIDER, BITCH!"

The Shinigami hated his subjects.

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A crack chapter. Next chapter is Madara time, ladies and gentlemen.