Maple: Hello again! It's me, your host, Maple!!!

Audience: *silence*

Maple: Aw c'mon. Gonna have to work on that. Today I am joined by a very special guest, Fireheart of Thunderclan!!

Audience: *goes wild*

Maple: AW C'MON!!!

Fireheart: *chuckles* Better luck next time Maple. *Whispers to me* Also, my daughter is free tonight from 6:30-8:30.

Maple:*Eyes go wide* Okay... ANYWAY! Please welcome to the stage, Sandstorm and Dustpelt!!

Audience: *applauds*

Maple: Alright, todays question is from @Laaa912 !! Fireheart, would you like to do the  honors?

Fireheart: Of course Maple. Their question is, and I quote: "WHY DO YOU LOVE SANDSTORM DUSTPELT SERIOUSLY THERE ARE OTHER SHE CATS OUT THERE WHO PROBABLY WOULD LIKE YOU BUT OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL RUNNING AFTER SANDSTORM WHEN A WHOLE FANDOM IS SHIPPING SANDSTORM WITH FIREHEART LIKE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Dustpelt: *silent*

Sandstorm: You're still crazy after me?

Dustpelt: I, uh, yeah. Look miss, I still love Sandstorm because she's an amazing cat. Yeah there's probably a cat that loves me, and one day, I'll probably love them back. But for now, I'm still in love with Sandstorm, no matter how obvious Fireheart and Sandstorm have been about their love for each other. *turns to Sandstorm* Seriously, why are't you guys mates yet?

Sandstorm: *Heavily blushes and runs off the stage*

Maple: Well, that was weird. Fireheart, do you have anything to say?

Fireheart: *lost in daydream* Wha- Uh, no. Imma go check on Sandstorm. *Runs off*

Maple: Yeah, they should be mates. Anyway, thanks for listening folks, I'll see you next time! I gotta date to get to! *Runs off to go find Leafpool*