Every Skylander is sent in a group of three every time it's someone's first mission. In this instance I would be sent with Roller brawl and Lightning rod, little did I know, this would be a mission I'd never forget.

According to Eon, a group of troll and greeble bandits had been terrorizing a mabu village off the coast of corral beach, and it was up to the three of us to stop to discover their hideout and stop them. According to everyone else, this would be a good start for me.

After appearing in front of the village, the locals all greeted us. "I swear, they just won't leave us alone," said one mabu, "they already took all of our valuables, now they just come to harass us." "Don't worry, I've got this!" Lightning rod exclaimed. "You do mean, "we got this", don't you, airhead?" Said Roller brawl. "Yeah yeah whatever, let's get going," he said, "I'm about to zap some trolls." "You don't even know where you're going!" Roller brawl yelled at him. However Lightning rod pretended not to notice she said anything. "Whatever, let's just go without him," she said to me. I nodded, and we listened to the locals as they told us what direction they came from.

There was a small jungle not too far from the beach, the perfect place to hide. Roller brawl and I made our way through the vegetation. I navigated and she hacked away at branches with her blades. I was honestly surprised, she hadn't flirted with me yet. Before I could think about it further though, she made a lustful grin and flaunted her hips for a moment. "You enjoying the view?" If anyone could somehow tell, I was rolling my eyes.

After a few minutes, we found a huge fort made up of bamboo found all around the jungle. As we slowly approached it, we heard someone screaming. The screaming got closer and closer, before we realized it was actually Lightning rod. He suddenly burst out of a patch of leaves, covered in bugs, swollen stings and bites, webs, and poison ivy. He finally managed to shake it off, but still couldn't stop scratching himself.

"No need to thank me, but I just found the bandit hideout," he said, pointing towards the structure we were already headed to. "Oh, what would we ever do without you?" Said Roller brawl, clear sarcasm in her tone. "You two would be completely lost without me, pink hips," he said, "and I know you would too you blind little kid," he said. He was going to give me a noogie, but I moved out of the way too fast. I didn't want what he had irritating his skin to rub off on me.

The bandits were easy to defeat, especially after they noticed I wanted to take out the bigger ones first. Lightning rod boasted and gloated all the way back to the citadel, and he even took all the credit! At least he tried to anyway. No one wanted to go near him either, so he sat at home spending most of his time in a herbal bath to get all of the swelling and itching to stop. We did find out later that was literally his first time stepping in a real forest, making him a laughing stock at the citadel for a while.

Now I understand why everyone says they never forget their first few missions.