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Ok...

LET'S BEGIN!

Robin: So... now what?

Chrom: I'm not entirely sure...

(Suddenly, a portal opens up and someone walks through it...)

???: Wait, this isn't New Eridu!

Robin: And you are?

???: *looks at the audience* Oh, my bad. I'm DustKing59, but you can just call me King.

Corrin: Well, King, OMT disappeared somewhere with Noint.

King: Wait, you know OMT?

Azura: Yeah, I assume you know him too?

King: He's a friend of mine!

(King then gets a text)

IAMGOD: I'm dealing with Noint because she got horny during the previous reaction, so could you take over for me?

King: *texting back* Sure, why not. *turns to the audience* Well, guess I'm taking over for this next reaction. Here we go...

[VIDEO 1: Eggman's Pulling Out the Nokia!]

The video starts with Eggman getting clapped by Frieza.

Eggman (Voiced by LordOMT): *pained grunting*

Corrin: What's going on here?

King: Just some fun with the gang!

Corrin: Ok...

Frieza (Voiced by DustKing59): Hold these pizzas!
Eggman: *dodges the attack and attempts to attack Frieza* No, you hold this! *Frieza's attack hooks back* OH SHIT!

Chrom: The attack came back around!?

King: That's Dragon Ball FighterZ for ya!

Frieza: No, no, no, you hold this crust! You're wife won't see you anymore because you keep on eating all these pizzas, Dr. Robotnik!

Edelgard: Who?

King: That's the name of the guy who's shaped like an egg.

Eggman: No, please, listen to me! My wife emails me everyday, she says that she misses me! If I lose my life here, how am I gonna email her back and tell her that I'm still okay?

Robin: Awww, that's so sweet!

Frieza: *has a confused look on his face* You don't know how to use a computer! You can't email!

The audience: Heh?

Eggman: *has a wtf look on his face* What do you mean!? I made the iMac! I made the iPhone!
Frieza: YOU MADE THE IPHONE!? I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

Byleth: No!

Eggman: Not if I kill you first!
Frieza: Oh God!

The audience: Yes, get him, Robotnik!

Eggman: *screams and throws an iPhone 13, which does no damage*

Lucina: Oh, come on!

Frieza: Haha, that was just an iPhone 13! They don't hurt-! *Doomsday Zone starts playing* Oh- oh god!
Eggman: That's it!

Corrin: He has a secret weapon!
(The audience leans in to see what the secret weapon is.)

Frieza: *hyperventilating* Don't pull out the Nokia! That's cheating!

Dimitri: Nokia?
King: It's basically an indestructible device in me and OMT's world.
Dimitri: Oh, I see.

Eggman: You're gonna be using a Samsung tablet to make phone calls for the rest of your life!
Frieza: I can go golden!

Claude: A transformation!? This is bad for Robotnik!

Eggman: *chuckles* Gold this!
Bardock (Voiced by Heroflo007): Oh shit, wait a minute!
*Eggman launches the Nokia, which explodes upon hitting Frieza, while the others laugh*
Broly (Voiced by Darkcooler78): OH, HE DIED!!!

Lucina: He did it!!!

Frieza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(The audience cheers as Frieza is practically vaporized.)

Eggman: Hold that L, you idiot!
Broly: Good job, Eggman!

[END OF VIDEO 1]

King: Alright, since that's done, do you wanna take a break, or...?
Chrom: I wanna see the next one!
Everyone (except King): Yeah!
King: Ok then.

[VIDEO 2: They Finally Put Eggman in FighterZ]

The video starts with a strange interaction.
Goku Black who's actually black (Voiced by Darkcooler78): It'll be an honor to beat the shit out of you, LordOMT.
LordOMT: Wait, what- what the fuck are you talking about?

Corrin: I was thinking the same thing.

Goku Black who's actually black: Prepare to die!
LordOMT: Do you- do you know who I fucking am? Do you- do you realize who you're messing with?

Chrom: Bad blood?
King: No, just a friendly rivalry.
Chrom: OK, then...

Frieza (Voiced by DustKing59): What happens whenever Goku fights Robotnik!?
Goku (Voiced by Code_Ghost15): Time for a Death Battle!

Azura: Death Battle?
King: A battle between characters from two different universes. In this case, Goku vs. Eggman.

Eggman (Voiced by LordOMT): Oh, I'm feeling the effects! Oh, yes! The POWER! This is it! Finally, they put me in DBFZ! Now I'm gonna beat everyone's ass!

Robin: That's probably gonna be short-lived.

Eggman: I'm gonna rule the planet! I'm gonna fuckin' beat the shit outta- *Goku shows up and Eggman spits his drink out* GOKU?! *the bois laugh*

[END OF VIDEO 2]

King: One more?
Robin: Sure!

[VIDEO THREE: Lego Beerus - Lythero]

The video begins with Senator Armstrong standing up.
Senator Armstrong (Voiced by DustKing59): Hehe! Alright, who am I fighting next?
Whis lands and Beerus walks out from behind him, but...

Robin: But?

Beerus (Voiced by LordOMT): Wait, why am I marketable!? Whis, what happened!? I'm a fucking LEGO! *Whis laughs*

Lucina: Awww, he's adorable!

Beerus: Hmmm... It seems you're a senator. I don't really like senators all that much. *laughs* Whis, get the *CENSORED* kill-

The audience: WHAT!?

Whis (Voiced by DustKing59): Lord Beerus, you can't just say that! *starts laughing*

Chrom: And you're laughing at it?!

Beerus: Hmmm, feeling a little RACIST today, hey, I suppose!

[END OF VIDEO 3]

Claude: *doing his best not to laugh*
King: Well, that's it for now. I gotta go see if OMT is still alive, knowing how Noint is when she's horny...

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