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LordOMT: LET'S BEGIN!

[VIDEO TITLE: 2 idiots dubbing over stupid spongebob images on discord]

Sponger: *inhales*

Matthew Beem: SURVIVING 24 HOURS IN BIKINI BOTTOM!

Azura: Bikini Bottom?

Noint: It's a fictional location where a popular kids show takes place.

Azura: I see...

Spongebob: S-Sir, are you alright?

Corrin: Spongebob?

Noint: The main character of said kids show.

Corrin: Ah.

Matthew Beem: *IS FUCKING DROWNING*

Lucina: Is he alright!?

LordOMT: IT'S JUST TWO IDIOTS READING SKITS BY A VERY FUNNY GUY.

Lucina: If you say so...

2 idiots dubbing over stupid spongebob images on discord

Noint: Oh... it's this...

Byleth: What's wrong?

Noint: Well...

Shinolad: *laughing*

Sponger: *also laughing*

Claude: So those 2 are pals?

LordOMT: CORRECT.

Shinolad: What do you mean? What do you mean?

Sponger: *laughs even harder*

Robin: *giggling* OK, I have to admit, his laughter is funny.

LordOMT: THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS CONTAGIOUS, AND THEY'RE RIGHT.

Shinolad: What do you mean?

The comic strip then switches.

Chrom: A different "skit," I assume?

Noint: Yes.

Sponger in Kratos's voice (he thought Kratos was talking instead of Calliope): Kratos, my long-lost father, has finally returned!

Edelgard: Wait, he made the little girl sound like that?

LordOMT: ONLY BECAUSE HE THOUGHT KRATOS, THE LARGE MAN, WAS THE ONE SPEAKING.

Edelgard: Well, that was odd...

Sponger: *realizes he made a mistake* Oh wait, fuck, that's a little girl. DAMMIT!

Shinolad: Hold on, let me- let me do it.

Calliope: Kratos, my long-lost father, has finally returned!

Kratos: Of course, I will never leave you again.

Lucina: Wait, what?

Noint: Basically, Kratos had to leave his family to go after the gods of his realm. Here, he's saying that he will never do such a thing again.

Lucina: Awww, that's so swe-

Spongebob: I ' M  S P O N G E B O B .

Kratos: sponge... bop

The last panel shows a button prompt.

Corrin: Wait, what's that?

Noint: ...

LordOMT: THAT'S A PROMPT TO PRESS A BUTTON.

Corrin: What happens then?

LordOMT: KRATOS SAID HE'D NEVER LEAVE HIS DAUGHTER AGAIN. THE BUTTON PROMPT MAKES HIM DO EXACTLY WHAT HE JUST SAID HE'D NEVER DO AGAIN.

Corrin: Oh...

Sponger: FUCK.

Shinolad: No! *is quite obviously holding back a laugh*

Dimitri: He was actually about to laugh at that!?

LordOMT: HEY, IT WAS SO RANDOM THAT HE COULDN'T HELP IT.

Sponger: *saying something, sounds something like "get off"*

Shinolad: "sponge bop-"

Sponger: Oh, dear god, I don't want it!

Shinolad: No, I want sponge bop!

Lucina: Seriously?

LordOMT: YES, SERIOUSLY.

*h e h e h e*

*eating noises*

A̵̭̓͂͐̽͒́͊A̸̬̩̙̫̤̳̲͗̃̊̊͘͜Ǎ̷̯̤͕̔͐̈́͜ͅA̷̠͔̤͙͛Ų̵̟̬̲̦̪͓͑̃͌̆̿͗̀U̴̻̬̙̰͑͋̀͆͒́͐U̷̩̪͋Ű̵̧͙͓̓͑́̋̇͌U̸̡̘̗̮͙̅̉̕͘Ư̷̰̑͐̈̎̅̐͌U̶̮̟̇́̏͜͜͠Ù̵͆̓̀͌͜͝͠Ű̴̧̱͇̻̹͖̾̓͑͒͝Ủ̶͕̦̱͖̟͕̦͗̎̔̓̉̚͝Û̸̡͉̙̱̟͈̂̄̔̏̑͝ͅU̷̠͒̔̊U̵̱̗̹̤̣̪̿̕͠-̷̧̙͍̩̟̹̠͙̒

obs didn't catch me fucking screaming like a special ed kid

Sponger: *is still having a laughing fit*

The skit is then switched.

Noint: This is one that I actually found kinda funny.

Azura: Why?

Noint: You'll see.

Tighten: There is no EVIL SATAN.

Tighten and the person he's talking to, Roxanne Ritchi, look behind them in the second panel and the third panel shows that they're looking at...

Spongebob: I'm Spongebob. *Shinolad is laughing as he says this*

The fourth panel shows both Tighten and Roxanne with Spongebob's face saying "The name's Spongebo-"

Noint: *giggling* It's always the ones with that particular Spongebob face that always make me smile!

Chrom: Interesting.

Shinolad: Me using my devastating finishing move in my 5th grade squash championship.

Byleth: Squash?

Noint: A sort of recreational activity in my boyfriend's dimension.

Corrin: Wait, that reminds me. Who is your boyfriend?

Noint: *points at me*

The entire audience: HEH!?

LordOMT: THAT'S CORRECT.

(I then begin to change form, taking on a humanoid appearance)

(I do not own this character or Persona 5)

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Aahhh, haven't done this in a long time. *walks over to Noint and kisses her*

The entire audience: HOW!?

Noint: That's a... long story... *is visibly blushing*

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Let's just get back into the reaction.

Claude: Okay...

Spongebob: W H A T  T H E  F U U U U U-

Corrin: Was the screaming necessary?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Yes.

Shinolad: Why is the "fuck" censored? Like... that's not even editing, that's just part of the...

Sponger: Wait, that's Tobey Maguire! THAT'S FUCKING-

Shinolad: It is!

Chrom: Who?

Noint: In darling's world, there's a franchise, or popular show series, called "Spider-Man." Tobey Maguire plays Peter Parker, also known as Spider-Man, in the live-action Spider-Man films, which combine regular filming with special effects added in later.

Corrin: I see.

Shinolad: Is that a bowling ball with a tennis racket?

Next skit

Shinolad: The plight of the human race

Businessman: I WILL NOT SELL MY SMOG FOR LESS THAN $2

O'Hare: I will pay $5 for the smog.

Tomato thing: *gibberish* 2030 *more gibberish* 300,000 (it was actually 300,000,000) *even more gibberish* THE SPONGE

Edelgard: Huh?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): A language from my world.

Edelgard: Interesting...

The two Stooges switch to the next skit, and...

Sponger: *WHEEEEEEZE*

Homer Simpson: I wonder why they call this one "The Hole."

Azura: There's definitely a reason why it's called that, and I don't think I'm going to like it-

Patrick: AAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH-

Azura: And there it is.

Corrin: WHAT THE-

Noint: That's a ride I would never go on if it existed.

Guy with Afro: Squidward, we really don's think you should start dating people from Discord.

Squidward: I'm going over for brunch, what's the worst that can happen?

Claude: Not sure what this "Discord" thing is, but the person he's meeting couldn't be that ba-

*THUNK*

Squidward: *with a flattened face* GAWD DAYUM-

Claude: I stand corrected.

Shinolad: WHO INVITED THE RAPTURE? *trying his hardest not to laugh*

The Rapture: I BROUGHT CROUTONS.

Squidward: Ain't no way, bruh.

Robin: Um...

Noint: It's best to not think about it too hard.

Robin: Okay...

They switch to the next skit-

*VINE BOOM*

Noint: OH NO, GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

Byleth: GROSS!

N E X T  S K I T

<I'm not doing the YouTube part>

Yellow M&M: You can invade our land and take our pride but you will never take away our annual Florgenspickel festival!

Lucina: Florgenspickel?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): A festival in another country in my world.

Lucina: Sounds like a lot of fun!

Spongebob: F̷̙͔̳̟̹̀͐̅̚L̴̠̱̦̹̓̀͜O̴̥̯͙̅͑R̸̢͓͖͚͗̀́G̶̲͚̟̐̈́̏Ë̷̡̛͙͙́́N̷͙͍̼̉S̴̩̩̍P̴̛̤̮̮͍͖Ḯ̸̜̰̪̤͗͗̀C̶̡̤̟̠̝͛̎K̴̢̹̜̈́̅͑͗͘Ḙ̶̘̯̠̳̃̈́̕L̴̪̠̮͙̔ ̷̨͖̹̀Ĩ̴̙̖͕̞͉S̷͈̏͊͌͋͂ ̶͔̄Ọ̸̩̄̌̒͠V̴̡̲͖̝̩̒E̷̡̘͙̮̬͑͒Ȑ̵͈̹̓̓͘,̷̖̦̯̜̙͑̉ ̴͕̐͒̃͑Ǵ̷̣̲͇̙̟͌͂̒È̷͓̩̩̦T̶̺͇̦̿̉̏ ̷̀͗͆ͅB̴̛̼̱̦̐̔̽Â̸̱͆̏̌C̸͈͇̝̄K̵̯̿̐̒͜͠ ̷̢̛̲͚͘T̵̰̈́͆Ȯ̴̯̖̘̹̻͘͝ ̶̜͔͈͝T̸͈͈̯̏̏̋ͅḨ̶́̐͗̈́Ē̷̝ ̸̧̧̜͙̮͂̿͛Ṁ̴̀̍͜Ĩ̴̼̎-̷̢̹͔̫̞̍̋̽̌͘

Yellow M&M: Damn, alright.

Next skit

Doctor: Hey, do you have a prescription for those?

Spongebob: CREAM OF MUSHROOM.

Shinolad: Cream of mushroom.

Byleth: Some sort of food, I'm guessing?

Noint: Yeah.

Shinolad: *suddenly realizes what Spongebob has* WAIT, he has KETAMINE.

Robin: Ketamine?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): A drug used to put people to sleep in professional medical settings, or prescribed to help with depression and pain management.

Robin: Hmmm... Perhaps we could use that in the near future...

<I'm skipping the pepper and Atlanta skits>

Shinolad: Bringing your Mormon homie to meet the plug.

Fish: Hey, Spongebob! Who's your friend?

Spongebob: Patrick, that's not how we say hello to people.

Patrick: AA-AA-UUGGHH. AAAAA-

Noint: Why do I get the feeling that this is true?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): It probably is.

Kid: Mom, I got it, and it's the only one left!

Patrick: Oh, well. We can just buy it in a few weeks when the price drops down.

*hitting noises*

Spongebob: Let's *mic cuts* go! I did it! It's a brand-new PS5! YEAH-

Shinolad: Enjoy having no games at all.

<I'm also skipping the talk about the relative's PS5>

Azura: I don't understand.

LordOMT (Human Disguise): You needed to have a LOT of money to buy a PS5 in the first few weeks after it started being sold.

Azura: Oh.

(SPONGER WAS STRUGGLING)

Beavis (or was that Butthead?): May I please have an ice cold water with a lemon slice?

Squidward: Come on, this is your first night out, and you have to get something stronger.

God (Absolutenutcase162): Squidward, you have to give him the pill!

Robin: What does he mean by tha-

Squidward: A D D  M O R E

Spongebob: t h e  p i l l

Robin: Heh?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): He was basically telling Squidward to spike the man's drink.

Robin: I don't think I want to know what you mean by that...

<I'll skip the whole talk about the Spongebob face>

Spongebob: My thyroid is acting up! Call an ambulance!

Morshu: Am I, 26 male, the asshole for letting a guy die of thyroid cancer?

Chrom: Huh?

Noint: Dangerous medical condition.

Chrom: Oh.

<I'm skipping the cancer conversation, we need to streamline this>

Squidward: Mr Krabs, you have to call off this bet! FIFA has once again bribed the Dwarven people!

Mr Krabs: As if some fucking miners (don't take this out of context please) are gonna ruin my chances! I have $10,000 riding on this game, Mr Squidward! Arrr ar ar ar ar ar ar!!!

The second panel shows that the ENTIRE SOCCER FIELD HAS BEEN TILTED to ensure that the team that Mr Krabs placed his bet on loses the game.

Mr Krabs: *PANICKED SCREAMING*

Noint: *In a storyteller voice* And that's how Mr Krabs lost ten grand to the Dwarven people!

Corrin: Pfft-

Robin: *laughing* That was a good one!

Noint: I try!

Shinolad: The sad truth about Jaywalking...

Patrick: *swallows an entire truck*

Spongebob: More. More trucks.

Patrick: *is basically turning into Kirby at this point*

Shinolad: What the fuck does this mean?

Azura: I stopped trying to figure that out a while ago.

Noint: Good. That's the best choice to preserve your sanity.

Fish: Hey, Spongebob. What's 6➗2(1+2)?

Spongebob: Why, of course, 9, of course.

Patrick: IT'S 1. USE PEMDAS. USE PEMDAS.

Noint: He was. It's 6➗2(1+2), then 6➗2*3, then 3*3, which gives you 9.

Robin: Too much information...

Noint: Oh, my bad...

Spongebob: Surely, I won't encounter THE SNIFFER™ today.

Squidward/THE SNIFFER™: Ooohhh, let me get a whiff~! *SNIFFS INTENSELY*

Spongebob: Oh shit! Oh shit!

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."

-Bertrand Russel

Chrom: I- I have no words for this one.

<This one is simplified>

Man: HE'S HITTING THE SQUIDDY.

Connor: B... but you c- you can't hit... the griddy in 2023, i-it's a dead meme-

Party-goers: Connor, shut the fuck up.

No reaction from the audience here since they don't know what the strip is talking about.

As for the next strip...

Well...

One of the two Stooges: WHAT!?

Spongebob: *putting "mayo" on a burger* Aaahhh... Aaaahhh! Aaaahaahh!! A A A G G H ! ! !

The girls in the audience: *redder than a tomato*

The guys in the audience: WHAT THE HELL!?

Noint: Darling...

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Huh? *looks at Noint and sees hearts in her eyes* SHIT, I should've seen that coming. Noint, no.

Noint: Noint, yes.

LordOMT: Noint, later?

Noint: ...sure.

LordOMT (Human Disguise): That was close.

Mr Krabs: Spongebob, if we were out of mayo, you should've just told me!

Spongebob: I was taking initiative; if that's against the rules now, MR KRA-

Robin: I-I mean, he's not wrong...

Chrom: ROBIN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HE'S NOT WRONG!?"

Robin: ...

Chrom: *panik*

Old Man: Alright, I am currently entering the 326th gift card code now.

Squidward: *doing his iconic laugh* What a fucking idiot!

BIKINI BOTTOM, 2026

Shinolad: Wait, this isn't Bikini Bottom-

Joe Biden: Hey, CCP! I've got a deadly weapon here and I'm NOT afraid to use it.

(Chrom, Robin, and Lucina lean forward, interested in the deadly weapon that was just mentioned)

Shinolad: Peaceful negotiation!

Sponger: P E A C E F U L  N E G O T I A T I O N .

Chrom: Wait, that's the deadly weapon?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Yeah, pretty much.

Lucina: That was... anticlimactic.

Shinolad: *reads the title* CHINABOB GETS BIDEN BLASTED.

The Two Stooges and the audience: *WHEEEEEEZE*

Noint: *on the floor dying of laughter*

<Skipping forward to the next strip, also this is gonna be simplified>

Shinolad: When you find out that your loving wife of 5 years is actually 15 spongebobs attempting to gain the device.

Man: KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY MECHANISM!

The wife's face is opened up to reveal one of the spongebobs.

Steve Harvey: The device in question. *shows an image of a weird device*

Corrin: That's what the spongebobs are trying to get their hands on?

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Yeah, basically.

Sponger: It's a thingamabobber.

Shinolad: It's a doohickey!

Next strip

Donald Trump: We have too much obsidian! Send that shit to Bikini Bottom now!

The second panel shows a giant ball of obsidian being dropped onto Bikini Bottom.

Edelgard: WHAT'S THAT STUFF!?

Noint: Obsidian. It's basically volcano glass.

Edelgard: Oh, alright.

Patrick: See, Spongebob? This is why I voted for Biden.

Spongebob: Ṕ̶̦̯̹̪̜̰͌̐͌Ą̴̓T̷̤̻̪̜͂̔̌̆Ŗ̴̼͕̳̦͉̔͊I̶̞̞̥̲̭̍̀̄͑̉̄C̶̼̬̀̆͆͝K̵̨͚̖͕̠͆̀͑̋͋,̷̗̟̰̈́̏̅̎ ̵͓̅̊̉͊̃̒S̷̛͉̩̯͓͙̆̂͜͝H̴̺̮͊̂̉̕Ữ̵̢͋̇̐̑Ṫ̷̨͈̞̺̱̭͊̀̓̏̕ ̵͖̄Ţ̶̩͌͌̉H̶̟͕́̌Ȩ̴̥͇͕̬͐̓ ̶̬̺̮̀̔͛͜F̴̭̱̯̳̈́͌̕͜͠͝Ŭ̸͙̠̹̬̪͋͗̇C̴̫̈́̍͂͠K̸̛͙̅͒̃̈́͌-̸͓̺̮̻̈́

Claude: Dude, you don't have to be such a jerk about it...

Next strip

Spongebob: Stupid bigass eyeball! Haha!

Patrick: Spongebob, don't! That is QUIZNOS THE DESTROYER.

Robin: Oh no! What sort of monstrous spell is he gonna-!?

Quiznos the Destroyer: I COMMAND YOU TO HAVE HOT GAY SEGGS WITH PATRICK.

Robin: Say what, now?

Spongebob: OOOOUUU! OH NO! PATRICK, WHAT IS HAPPENING!? I CAN'T STOP IT- AAAOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!

The boys in the audience: *shooketh*

The girls in the audience: *also shooketh*

Robin: MIND CONTROL!? OH NO, PATRICK, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHI-

Patrick: He can't even control minds. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Robin: Oh. Wait, then why is Spongebob still...?

Spongebob: P a t r i c k ,  j u s t  l e t  i t  h a p p e n .

Robin: OK, I'll just leave it be.

Shinolad: No!

Next strip

<The Two Stooges then proceeded to spend 40 minutes laughing at Broly, so we're just gonna skip that.>

Shinolad: Oh no! Why? Why!?

Spongebob: I swear to God, if I see another QUAG COUPLE around here, I will *suddenly gets a deep voice* g e n e r a t e  a  7 5 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0  t o n  i c e b e r g  7 . 2 5 (6)  m i l e s  f r o m  m y  l o c a t i o n .

Corrin: That was a bit too specific...

Quag 1: I shall engage in super hot seggs with you.

Quag 2: Splendid.

Robin: After seeing the one with the giant eyeball, there's nothing this one could do to catch me off guard.

...

Spongebob: I ' M  S P O N G E B O B -

The final panel shows the sinking of the R.M.S. Titanic.

[END OF VIDEO]

...

Robin: I take it back.

LordOMT (Human Disguise): Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go deal with a horny angel. *picks up Noint and teleports somewhere*

[STAY TUNED]