Diana: When I'm not writing supports, rearranging the library, creating chats, maintaining the chats, fighting Berkut, or dragging a Hero off to the medbay.... A lot of weird stuff happens.....

For one thing, Takumi stole my phone after the Drunk! Takumi and Pineapple incident, going through my browsing history. I had to cut his hai- *gets hit with a fire ball* WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Leo: HOW DARE YOU CUT TAKUMI'S HAIR. NOW I CAN'T MAKE FUN OF HIM.

Diana: *throws book at Leo's face* WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? LET HIM TELL NILES ABOUT MY SEARCH HISTORY? BESIDES HIS HAIR GREW BACK! Anyway.... Also, Nino stole my camera. And I haven't gotten it back since.

Leo: Why did you throw a book at my face?

Diana: You mean facebooked ya? Because you tried to set me on fire, you pyromanic tomato.

Leo: .........

Diana: Um, what else.....? Oh! Ike blended a pineapple and a tomato in a drink together. In front of Takumi and Leo. I think he did it to piss them off.....

Lucina: Nino took pictures of that.

Diana: ........

Lucina: What?

Diana: Nothing. Anyway..... Oh yeah, Lucina is attempting to get Alfonse and Sharena to make her my subordinate scribe.

Lucina: You mean Lieutenant Scribe.

Diana: I don't think there is a Lieutenant Scribe.

Lucina: I can be Captain Scribe and you can be Commander Scribe.

Diana: That doesn't exist either, Lucina.

Lucina: Then what does?

Diana: I don't know. Junior Scribe and Head Scribe?

Lucina: ........

Diana: Anyway, it's up to Alfonse, Anna, Kiran and Sharena. *leaves*

Leo: *leaves*

Lucina: .... Hey summoners.... What do you guys think? Should I be a Captain Scribe and Diana becomes the Commander Scribe? Or am I Diana's Lieutenant Scribe?

-------------------------

A Word from Lissa

Lissa: Right after this conversation, I was walking when I saw two pictures with the same title, but they were different. It was entitled, "Pyromanic Tomato." One was from Diana, and the other was from Lucina.

Here's Diana's!

Lissa: And here's Lucina's!

Lissa: This seemed so cool that I made one too! Here's mine!

Lissa: Which one did you guys like the most?