Diana: The hell is wrong with these drunk heroes? After herding (read: dragging) Leo and Takumi to the medbay, a visiting summoner by the name of Ayla has informed me of Virion and a statue.  I ran to check it out.

This is what happened.

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C-Support

Virion: You are the most beautiful thing around these parts.

Statue:

Virion: I am positive of that! -hic-

Statue:

Virion: Yes! More beautiful than Camilla. And Olivia. Perhaps combined!

Statue:

Virion: You lovely exquisite creature. -hic- I promise you that I shall not look at another.

Statue:

Virion: Yes, I won't even spare a glance at that commander. And the princess. Shannon, if I remember correctly. They are nothing compared to you.

B-Support

Virion: -hic- Shall we dance?

Statue:

Virion: Oh no, don't be shy. We are in the middle of a party, and we shall dance!

Statue:

Virion: Just waiting for the Summoner and Princess Shard to leave the floor.

Statue:

Virion: Finally! -hic- They have left. Let's dance.

Statue:

Virion: Don't worry, I'll lead you, gorgeous.

Statue:

Virion: *begins to dance with the statue to a random beat*

Statue:

A-Support

Virion: I have never been close to anyone.

Statue:

Virion: And I am so glad that you didn't kick me in the face like Sully.

Statue:

Virion: *kisses the statue*

Statue:

Nino: *takes a picture and scampers off*

Diana: Okay Virion stop kissing the statue. *grabs Virion and lifts him up*

Virion: But-

Diana: VIRION

Virion: *attempts to kiss Diana, thinking she's the statue*

Diana: *knocks Virion out and carries him to the medbay.

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Diana: Yeah I knocked him out. No regrets.... Although Cherche might get mad at me.....

Would now be the perfect time to mention that Virion was making out with an Alfonse statue? That was holding a sword? No? Okay, never mind then.