Drunk! Takumi and Pineapple (C-A, Crack)

Diana: While Elise was dealing with Leo, I went to find more Heroes, and that is where I found Takumi..... And a pineapple. Kana apparently took a photo without notifying me first.

C-Support

Takumi: I've never met anyone like you.

Pineapple:

Takumi: Oh yes, you have caught my eye.

Pineapple:

Takumi: So your name is Dole? Lovely name. I am Prince -hic- Takumi of H-Hoshido.

Pineapple:

Takumi: Really? Tell me more.

Pineapple:

Takumi: Oh, we'll get along fabulously. -hic-

B-Support

Takumi: So you're from a farm? In-hic-teresting.

Pineapple:

Takumi: Wow.... So many siblings? I have four or five myself.

Pineapple:

Takumi: Yeah, it's hectic.

Pineapple:

Takumi: Do tell.

Pineapple:

A-Support

Takumi: Is there -hic- anything that annoys you?

Pineapple:

Takumi- W-Who would come up with pen pineapple apple pen?

Pineapple:

Takumi: I'm blaming the Summoner and Head Scribe.

Pineapple:

Takumi: *hugs the pineapple* You're so s-hic-oft.

Diana: Okay, that's enough. *takes the pineapple away from Takumi and places it on the counter*

Takumi: No! Give me -hic- back Dole!

Diana: No

Takumi: Askran Scum

Diana: What

Takumi: Nohrian Scum

Diana: I'm not from Nohr

Takumi: -hic- Ylissean scum. Altean scum. Blazing scum. Crimean Scum. Daein scum.

Diana: I WILL F****** BLEND THAT PINEAPPLE INTO PINEAPPLE JUICE IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP

Takumi: *passes out*

Diana: *face palm* Should I do it anyway.....? *drags Takumi off* Hope I don't kill one of Takumi's relatives....

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