Drunk! Takumi and Pineapple (C-A, Crack)
Diana: While Elise was dealing with Leo, I went to find more Heroes, and that is where I found Takumi..... And a pineapple. Kana apparently took a photo without notifying me first.
C-Support
Takumi: I've never met anyone like you.
Pineapple:
Takumi: Oh yes, you have caught my eye.
Pineapple:
Takumi: So your name is Dole? Lovely name. I am Prince -hic- Takumi of H-Hoshido.
Pineapple:
Takumi: Really? Tell me more.
Pineapple:
Takumi: Oh, we'll get along fabulously. -hic-
B-Support
Takumi: So you're from a farm? In-hic-teresting.
Pineapple:
Takumi: Wow.... So many siblings? I have four or five myself.
Pineapple:
Takumi: Yeah, it's hectic.
Pineapple:
Takumi: Do tell.
Pineapple:
A-Support
Takumi: Is there -hic- anything that annoys you?
Pineapple:
Takumi- W-Who would come up with pen pineapple apple pen?
Pineapple:
Takumi: I'm blaming the Summoner and Head Scribe.
Pineapple:
Takumi: *hugs the pineapple* You're so s-hic-oft.
Diana: Okay, that's enough. *takes the pineapple away from Takumi and places it on the counter*
Takumi: No! Give me -hic- back Dole!
Diana: No
Takumi: Askran Scum
Diana: What
Takumi: Nohrian Scum
Diana: I'm not from Nohr
Takumi: -hic- Ylissean scum. Altean scum. Blazing scum. Crimean Scum. Daein scum.
Diana: I WILL F****** BLEND THAT PINEAPPLE INTO PINEAPPLE JUICE IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP
Takumi: *passes out*
Diana: *face palm* Should I do it anyway.....? *drags Takumi off* Hope I don't kill one of Takumi's relatives....
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