Drunk! Niles and Cactus (C-A, Crack)
Diana: Is it sad that when you give everyone alcohol, you don't pay attention and wind up spiking your own drink by accident?
Lucina: Wait, what happened?
Diana: ........... All I can say is that it ended with that stupid cactus that I moved.
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C-Support
Niles: Ugh my head hurts
Cactus:
Niles: Don't give me that patronizing look
Cactus:
Niles: I am a grown man. I don't need you -hic- judging my actions
Cactus:
Niles: Seriously. I get that enough from Lord Leo on a daily basis.
Cactus:
Niles: Ugh why did I decide to hang out with you?
Cactus:
Niles: F*** you.
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B-Support
Niles: This library is so drab.
Cactus:
Niles: But you're in charge of it!
Cactus:
Niles: Oh, right. This isn't actually your library.
Cactus:
Niles: Can't believe that you aren't allowed to renovate it.
Cactus:
Niles: Of course. Anna would probably charge you for it.
Cactus:
Niles: She's insane.
Cactus:
Niles: Glad you agree.
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A-Support
Niles: Diana, I swear to Naga that I won't do this again. -hic-
Cactus:
Niles: I am seriously regretting my life choices right now. Can't believe that Kiran summoned me.
Cactus:
Niles: Okay, yeah the alcohol was my fault. Maybe I shoulda sent some to Veronica's soldiers. That would help us immensely.
Diana: I agree Niles.
Niles: *whips around* Diana? You cloned yourself?!?!?!?!?
Diana: No you idiot. You're drunk.
Niles: *attempts to step forward, but loses his balance and hits the cactus* Shit
Elise: He said a bad word!
Diana: He's also bleeding pretty heavily!
Elise: Ah!
Niles: .... *passes out*
Nino: *snaps photos*
Diana: Okay we have to take him to the med bay....
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Diana: I made Niles my assistant for a few weeks in the library as punishment.
Lucina: Hey at least you have an assistant.
Diana: Yeah
Lucina: Then again this is Niles we are talking about. Good luck! *leaves*
Diana: Hey Lucina don't leave me alo- You left. Shoot. Might as well shift through the chats and supports.......
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