Drunk! Niles and Cactus (C-A, Crack)

Diana: Is it sad that when you give everyone alcohol, you don't pay attention and wind up spiking your own drink by accident?

Lucina: Wait, what happened?

Diana: ........... All I can say is that it ended with that stupid cactus that I moved.

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C-Support

Niles: Ugh my head hurts

Cactus:

Niles: Don't give me that patronizing look

Cactus:

Niles: I am a grown man. I don't need you -hic- judging my actions

Cactus:

Niles: Seriously. I get that enough from Lord Leo on a daily basis.

Cactus:

Niles: Ugh why did I decide to hang out with you?

Cactus:

Niles: F*** you.

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B-Support

Niles: This library is so drab.

Cactus:

Niles: But you're in charge of it!

Cactus:

Niles: Oh, right. This isn't actually your library.

Cactus:

Niles: Can't believe that you aren't allowed to renovate it.

Cactus:

Niles: Of course. Anna would probably charge you for it.

Cactus:

Niles: She's insane.

Cactus:

Niles: Glad you agree.

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A-Support

Niles: Diana, I swear to Naga that I won't do this again. -hic-

Cactus:

Niles: I am seriously regretting my life choices right now. Can't believe that Kiran summoned me.

Cactus:

Niles: Okay, yeah the alcohol was my fault. Maybe I shoulda sent some to Veronica's soldiers. That would help us immensely.

Diana: I agree Niles.

Niles: *whips around* Diana? You cloned yourself?!?!?!?!?

Diana: No you idiot. You're drunk.

Niles: *attempts to step forward, but loses his balance and hits the cactus* Shit

Elise: He said a bad word!

Diana: He's also bleeding pretty heavily!

Elise: Ah!

Niles: .... *passes out*

Nino: *snaps photos*

Diana: Okay we have to take him to the med bay....

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Diana: I made Niles my assistant for a few weeks in the library as punishment.

Lucina: Hey at least you have an assistant.

Diana: Yeah

Lucina: Then again this is Niles we are talking about. Good luck! *leaves*

Diana: Hey Lucina don't leave me alo- You left. Shoot. Might as well shift through the chats and supports.......

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