Welcome to a new story once again!

If the title wasn't clear enough, this is going to be crossover with HI3 and my first mobile gacha game. Why?

It's been on my mind for quite some time when my mind wandered about. And to be honest, they do have some similarities when it comes to the games themes/elements.

AKA: Norse Mythology.

Also, fair warning.

WARNING! WARNING!

The first chapter (AKA THIS CHAPTER) is going to be filled with insanity, crack, teenagers, kind of parody themed, hormonal teenagers, weirdness, yet with some plot that gives a bit of background on reader/us and our relationships, horny teenagers, (M/N) possessing powers, teenagers at that stage, quite possibly the most random chapter I have ever made to date.

NO JOKE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

And did I mention TEENAGERS?

Basically, my mind couldn't come up with a beginning chapter that wasn't weird, and because I wanted to give readers a good laugh and WTF feelings even if they won't admit that they got a laugh out of this.

(Can't seem to come with a normal beginning chapter these days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

(M/N) = Male Name

(H/C) = Hair Color

(E/C) = Eye Color

(S/C) = Skin Color

Don't own any of the pictures shown. All credit to their creators. Most are found on Pinterest.

And on a sidenote. Doesn't Kiran/Summoner outfit look similar to Albedo, from Genshin Impact, outfit? Just realized that right now.

Enjoy!

*WHOOSH*

"FREEZE."

A (H/C) haired, male said as ice energy gathered in his hand.

*BLAST*

Before bursting free and freezing his enemies.

(Honkai)

The male (E/C) eyes were as cold as the element he wielded. Showing indifference to his enemies.

"Can't we just go ONE day without having to deal with some stupid Honkai threat?"

The male groaned as he ran a (S/C) hand over his hair.

*SCREECH!!*

A loud noise drew his attention as he turned to face more Honkai beasts heading his way.

"...I guess we can't."

He shrugged.

*ROAR*

A Ganesha roared as it managed to jump into the air and started spinning into a ball and falling down on him.

*BAM!*

"HMPH!"

Only for the male to quickly jumped moments before the creature hit. With a bit of quick thinking the male pulled his hand.

*THRUST!!*

Before pushing it out and sending both the Ganesha and the other Honkai beasts flying.

*RIPPLE*

Suddenly the air around them grew twisted and distorted as a rip formed and sucked the Honkai beasts in!

"Weaklings..."

The male gave the monsters a cold, unflinching look as they were devoured by the black hole. Preoccupied with this, he didn't noticed a Honkai beast (Zombie) silently approaching him.

*CRACLE*

!!

*SCREECH!*

The Zombie screeched as it was suddenly set on fire!

???

The male turned his attention to see the Zombie burning.

*SLICE!!* *BURN!*

Only to hear the sounds of swords and fire.

"ROOOOOAaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

The remaining Honkai beasts that had either been defeated or were trying to ambush him were all killed. In quick successions before they were able to react.

"(M/N)!!"

A certain voice caught his attention. Turning around he saw several girls running towards him.

(Kiana Kaslana: Herrscher of Flamescion)

(Raiden Mei: Herrscher of Thunder)

(Bronya Zaychik: Herrscher of Truth)

(No, I did not make this with NovelAI. I found it on Pinterest like I do with most of the pics I put on my stories)

(Wendy: Herrscher of Wind)

(Yes, she lives)

(Seele Vollerei: Herrscher of Rebirth)

"I had that under control."

Said male deadpanned.

*BONK*

"Shut up!"

Kiana yelled at him, blue eyes meeting (E/C) eyes.

"Why the hell did you go out on this mission by yourself?! Are you trying to get yourself killed by this reckless!?"

She asked him.

"Do you have a death wish or something!?"

"Look who's talking!" (M/N) shot back. "The Queen of recklessness lecturing someone about recklessness? The world must be ending!"

"What did you say!?"

Kiana yelled as she tried to reach up to his neck to strangle him.

"Well, it's true!"

(M/N) bit back as the two touched foreheads. Lightning zapping between their eyes as they started arguing.

"He's got you there."

Sirin snickered in the back of Kiana mind.

'You hush up!'

Kiana growled.

"Shouldn't we stop this?"

Seele nervously asked Bronya as the two continued arguing.

"Nyet."

Bronya shook her head.

"Bronya agrees with Subject: Breeding Bull about Subject: Idiotka hypocrisy about being reckless."

"...Must you really call Senpai that?"

Seele sweatdropped, ignoring Veliona nodding in her head about the title Bronya gave to (M/N).

"It's the truth." Bronya shrugged. "After all, he is ours."

Seele blushed, as did Mei and Wendy.

"Wh-While that is true." Seele stammered. "You're making it sound like the only reason we're dating him is because we need him to make babies."

"But we do."

Bronya smirked, amused at how innocent Seele could be sometimes.

"Ignore her, Seele." Wendy sighed. "She just likes getting a rise out of you. Besides, you know how devious and perverted she truly is."

"Bronya thinks Subject Wendy is being overdramatic."

Bronya said.

"...Remind me again, Bronya."

Mei shook her head.

"How was it that (M/N) managed to break you free from Cocolia control and thus saved Wendy from being taken and possibly killed?"

"..."

Now you might be wondering what Mei is talking about?

Back when Kiana, Mei, Bronya, and (M/N) had first met Wendy, Anti-Entropy, led by Bronya adoptive mother Cocolia, had attempted to captured the girl in order to extract a very valuable gem that was inside her body.

The Gem of Desire. One of the four Gems that had been given to Sirin by the Will of the Honkai (according to Sirin once she opened up to them.) to aid her in her quest to destroy the Current Era.

...As you can guess it failed because Sirin, more or less, gave up trying to destroy humanity.

Why?

"Ramen is a food delicacy made by humans, no humans = no ramen."

Having grown addicted (though she hates admitting it) to the instant food product. She had no choice but to surrender in exchange for the delicious noodles.

(Truly a Kaslana)

...She also surrendered for another reason but that's not important right now.

Besides the Gem of Desire (Wind), there was the Gem of Conquest (Conquest), the Gem of Serenity (Death), and the Gem of Haste (Fire).

While the gems were a lesser form of Herrscher Cores, they still had the potential to become just as dangerous if given enough Honkai energy.

Wendy possessed the Gem of Desire which had previously caused her to have paraplegia until she fully awakened the Gem potential.

The Gem of Conquest was previously in Kiana before Mei did some weird thing. Now Kiana possesses the Gem of Haste which is her power source for her Herrscher of Flamescion form.

...I'm getting off topic here, back to the main topic!

After Wendy had gone berserk, the group was able to beat and subdue her. Anti-Entropy just had to make an unwanted appearance trying to seize an opportunity to capture a host. Cocolia had hacked her daughter's brain due to an incident from earlier that had caused Bronya to go berserk when she got infected with a strange program.

Something that Cocolia had a hand in after 'returning' the battleship Selene back to Kiana (Who had no idea at the time, WHY Anti-Entropy of all organizations was giving her a freaking ship!) and Bronya had hacked into the Master Terminal. Only to be infected and cause her to attack them.

After transforming into Black Nucleus, Bronya went on the offensive and repelled them all. Having been tired from battling Wendy, (M/N), Kiana, and Mei were backed into a corner. The Einherjar was the only one still standing on his feet, while the Valkyries were on the ground breathing heavily.

Satisfied with the outcome, Cocolia ordered Bronya to capture Wendy and bring her back to Anti-Entropy. Complying, Bronya went to do just that.

Seeing no other choice, (M/N) had no choice but to shout out and say:

"Bronya, if you don't stop this right now, I'll never have sex with you again!!"

Those words, those very words were enough to snap her to her senses and resist her mother's control. Destroying the chip, she defied her mother and destroyed the mechs that her mother had sent. With that done and over with, they were escorted back to St. Freya to recover and help Wendy master her newfound powers.

The official story is that (M/N) and the others saved Wendy from Anti-Entropy and safely bring her back.

Only (M/N), the girls, and Himeko and Theresa knew of the WHOLE story. Which helped explain to the teacher and principal WHY Bronya had been clinging to (M/N) when they got back and refused to leave his infirmary bed and go to her own.

Pouting at (M/N) for being a meanie.

...Yeah, let's just say that (M/N) had a somewhat special kind of relationship with the girls. Don't ask him HOW it started because even he's not sure.

...Well, no he kind of had an idea.

I mean, it gets rather obvious to know when they were all crushing on him. Sleepovers at his dorm. Kiana (and the others) wearing his shirts as a pajama shirt.

Girl was lucky that his shirts were big...or they were just that short/tiny.

Mei acting like a housewife, cooking (which was actually normal for her since she had to feed the damn tuna in human skin who had a black hole for a stomach. He just didn't realize that she was putting extra care for the food she made for him, not his fault her food was so damn delicious that he didn't notice at the beginning!), combat sparring, adding little touches here and there to his room.

Bronya actually demanding he play video games with her and getting really competitive. Wanting cuddle times with him. She also liked to tease him whenever he gets flustered when she teases him. Knowing how he sometimes felt awkward when she teases him in a romantic manner mainly because of her being short for her age.

He did not want people thinking that he was into certain things! He wasn't!

And then there was the fact that Mei, Kiana, and Bronya demanded, quite aggressively one might add, that they and (M/N) be in the same team and only that team.

It was kind of traumatizing for Theresa and Himeko being threatened by three teenage girls.

...Three teenage girls that were also Valkyries in training and were starting to act on their hormones and desires and hungering for a certain Einherjar in training.

Basically acting like high school teens.

They caved in very easily. Though they secretly hoped that (M/N) would be their anchor and hopefully keep them from going rouge.

Their first times were very interesting and to this day, (M/N) is still confused on how he is still alive. He was just glad that neutralized Honkai energy can be used as a protection kind of product. No unexpected pregnancies to worry about! They weren't ready to be parents since everyone had a goal they wanted to fulfill before they settled down.

Especially when Cocolia set her sights on him. Wanting to know what exactly was the nature of his relationship with her adoptive daughter. Psycho she may be, but she still cared about her children.

Sooooo...she managed to kidnap him and take her to one of Anti-Entropy bases. Obviously, he was knocked out, courtesy of chloroform, to lessen the risk of him escaping and bringing back reinforcements.

That...was probably one of the most intimidating interrogations he had ever gone through. ...Not that he went through many interrogations mind you. Cocolia grilled him on what was he to Bronya and that he better hope that Bronya was still a virgin.

(M/N) gulped...which was indication enough that they had indeed gone all the way and not just going through first base and maybe second and third.

Cocolia was not amused and nearly killed him before he accidentally shouted out.

"Not my fault that you're still a virgin!"

Now THAT...was the wrong thing to say.

Cocolia snapped and dragged him to her bed. Throwing him on the bed, she pounced!

...(M/N) inadvertently added a Russian Milf to this weird ass growing harem he now had. But he would be lying if he said he didn't enjoy it.

He enjoyed it...a lot.

'Curse you, sexy Russian Milfs!'

(M/N) thought to himself.

Thankfully, Kiana and the others came to his rescue before Cocolia decided to keep him there forever.

...After a week or so. But they saved him and ended up making some kind of a deal with her, well Theresa and Himeko did. With the latter trying to kill her for defiling her student. Cocolia just laughed and pointed out that she's only mad because she never had the guts to seduce him by using her status as his teacher.

(Himeko and Cocolia)

(You know, I find it kind of weird that I can barely find any good pics of Cocolia. You would think she would have a large number of fan arts due to her being hot and technically a milf. But I find more of her Star Rail counterpart: Cocolia Rand, and even that isn't much. Weird)

Himeko turned redder than her hair as she tried to throttle the leader Anti-Entropy for suggesting that. She would never abuse her authority like that!

(M/N) decided not to say anything about the fact that he found it rather hot to have a steamy forbidden student teacher romance with her.

He likes living, thank you very much!

So, anyways! Wendy was saved and then some shit happened which turned Kiana into something of a psycho, Mei emo, and Bronya quite possibly still the only sane person on the team besides him. When they finally met up, everyone had changed with new additions in the form of Seele and new allies and enemies (Frenemies?) in the form of World Serpent and the like.

Kevin Kaslana was quite an intimidating figure...and apparently Kiana many Great times Grandfather? Who was also trying to kill Kiana because she was a Herrscher.

(M/N) was getting DMC vibes from that and he didn't know why.

Though he thanked his lucky stars that he didn't meet the females of World Serpent because according to Kevin. He would not survive and probably die via snu-snu from the Unholy Trio. Or die by 'experiments' from the sexy mad doctor.

(M/N) regretted the day he decided to attend St. Freya to become an Einherjar and fight against the Honkai.

...Anyways!

Then more shit happened, and he became a Herrscher as well. Which was probably a good thing since he was able to keep them better in check. Then after bonking them on the heads for being idiots, they all went back to St. Freya because (M/N) said so.

Like hell he was letting them get separated again for stupid reasons!

They still needed to complete their educations and God damn it he was not going to be the only one suffering from having to be in school while everyone else was gallivanting all over the world!

It was bad enough that they lost Himeko who fought to her dying breath to save Kiana from Sirin influence. He was not losing anyone else!

So, they returned to school. Started going on more dangerous missions to quell the increase of Honkai activity. And for (M/N) to get more and more use to his new powers. Fu Hua coming back from wherever she disappeared off to (has no idea that she's been with Kiana helping her).

...And to satiate his girls' lusts that had been building up. And the fact that there were now new additions to this little group of psychos.

But hey! It wasn't always sex with them. The girls tended to get a little greedy with spending time with him. They would go out on dates, go to arcades, amusement parks, parks...shopping. (M/N) understood Siegfried pain at having to endure that hell.

What was he thinking willingly going into that hell!?

And why did women have to buy a lot!?

And where the hell did they get the money to buy all that!?

But we're getting off track again, back to the story.

"Nyet." Bronya shook her head. "You don't."

"Awfully long pause."

Wendy gave her a blank look.

"...Bronya regrets teaching friend Wendy how to make Bronya face."

"Then don't be sus, Bronya-Chan."

Seele did the Bronya face as well.

"...Why couldn't you two be rivals?"

Bronya bemoan in pain and betrayal.

"You'll live."

The two said with no remorse.

"Pain..."

Was all Bronya said.

"Okay, okay I think that's quite enough."

Mei sweatdropped.

"..."

"..."

"..."

*Crackle*

"I said..."

Mei 'smiled'.

"That is enough!"

*ZAP!!*

"GAH!!" "OUCH!!"

(M/N) and Kiana shouted as Mei shocked them lightning.

"Mei what the hell!?!?"

(M/N) shouted at her.

"You were taking too long."

Mei deadpanned.

"AND!?"

The two shouted at her.

*CRACKLE*

"I think we had enough fun for today."

Mei 'smiled'.

"EEP!"

Kiana squeaked.

"Whatever."

(M/N) groaned, not wanting to test his luck at the moment.

"Good."

Mei smiled as the electricity that was surrounding her dissipated.

"..."

"..."

*Growl*

Several stomachs growled in hunger.

"...Let's go eat."

Wendy offered.

"There's this new café that just opened up."

"Sounds good!" "Okay." "Fine with me."

The group agreed as they started walking.

-Timeskip-

"Does anyone find it odd that most of the girls I'm in a relationship with are Herrschers?"

(M/N) suddenly popped up a very unexpected question as the group was enjoying a delicious meal at the new café.

"That was unexpected."

Bronya said.

"Well, it's true." (M/N) shrugged. "Almost all the girls I'm dating are either a Herrscher or a milf. What's up with that?"

"You have a type?"

Seele offered.

"That I like dangerous women that could kill me?"

(M/N) raised an eyebrow.

"Don't know if that's a type, a fetish, or a kink."

The group just shrugged, while also sweatdropping as they thought about it.

Because he did have a point with the girls he's dating. They were not normal at all. All of them had some weird theme or baggage to them.

"Again." Bronya spoke up. "You have a type."

"Not helpful at all, Bronya."

(M/N) deadpanned.

"Oh, and if you call me Subject: Breeding Bull again, I will literally rip you apart and burn your carcass into ashes."

"Aww..." Bronya pouted. "But you didn't mind it when I screamed it in bed."

"That was intimacy." (M/N) deadpanned. "I am not comfortable with you saying that in public."

"...Fine, Subject Boyfriend."

Bronya conceded.

"HAH!"

Kiana laughed at the defeated look on Bronya face.

"Zip it, flamebrain."

(M/N) snip at her.

"Hey!"

Kiana shouted.

"Don't hey me." (M/N) shot back. "Need I remind you that I'm getting tired of having to knock some sense into you with your hero tendencies to push yourself too far? How many more Herrscher forms are you going through?"

"Oh, shut up!"

Kiana snarled.

Mei sighed.

"Don't even have me get started on you."

(M/N) warned.

"EEP!"

Mei squeaked.

"Come on, guys."

Seele sweatdropped.

"Let's just enjoy our meal in pea-*BLARE*"

Suddenly the emergency alarms went off as the TVs suddenly changed channels to the official news channel.

"This is an emergency alert!" The broadcast announced. "Honkai beasts have been spotted and everyone is advised to head to the shelters. I repeat..."

*SIGH!*

Wendy sighed as she got up.

"So much for a peaceful lunch."

She muttered.

"Let's go."

(M/N) said as he and the others got up. Leaving the money and tip on the table, they rushed out of the café.

-Timeskip-

*SCREAMS* *CLASH* *BLAST* *SWING* *SLASH*

The sounds of screams and fighting could be heard as the group arrived at the location. Valkyries could be seen fighting against the swarm of Honkai beasts while others were guiding the civilians to safety.

"Good grief."

(M/N) sighed as he got into his fighting position.

"They really don't know when to quit."

"That's for sure."

Bronya deadpanned.

"Fine, whatever."

(M/N) shook his head.

"Ready?"

"READY!?"

The Valkyries shouted as they charged up their weapons.

"Then let's g-*POOF!!*"

(M/N) suddenly disappeared.

!?!?!

"(M/N)?!!?!?"

The girls shouted as the Einherjar disappeared without warning.

"What the!?"

Kiana shouted.

"Where did he?!"

Mei was too shocked to speak.

"(M/N)?"

Seele blinked.

"Where-*ROAR!!*"

Wendy question was cut off as the Honkai Beasts charged. Sensing an opportunity crush them.

*BLAST!!*

Only for some of them to be instantly annihilated.

"Bronya is in a very bad mood."

Bronya coldly glared at them.

"Bronya will take her anger out on YOU."

With that said, the Herrscher of Truth proceeded to unleash an unforgiving volley of hell upon the poor monsters. With the others joining in as well.

One thought running through their heads.

'Where is (M/N)?'

-Location: Unknown-

*Poof*

"-Ooo...what?"

(M/N) blinked as he realized that he was longer in Soukai City.

"This isn't Soukai..."

(M/N) stared at the forest area he was in.

"Where?"

"It worked!"

A new, unexpected voice grabbed his attention. Startled the Einherjar turned to see a red haired girl.

(Anna)

Dressed in unique armor staring at him in shock and excitement.

"I can't believe I was able to get it to work after several failed attempts."

Smiling, she spoke to him.

"Oh, great hero from another world. I am Commander Anna of the Order of Heroes of Askr!"

She introduced herself.

"On behalf of the Order of Heroes I ask for your assistance in combating the forces of the Emblian (Embla) Empire that threatens our homeland, the Askran Kingdom!"

She got straight to the point, a serious smile on her face.

(M/N) reaction?

"...WHAT THE FU-!?!?"

Done!

Yeah, yeah I know. Why am I making yet another story that will probably take forever to update?

Because I can.

But seriously, it would not leave my mind until I typed it down.

And yeah, after this chap it will be less crack and more action. I think. Depends on how I write the chapters.

So, yes. We are a Herrscher, and the hints were in the elements we used. Yes, we have a harem. I'll try (keyword: TRY) to keep it stable and not add too much. Maybe some Fire Emblem characters but that's it. But let me make it clear.

DON'T ASK.

I don't want the comments to be filled with comments about which Fire Emblem characters should be in the Reader's harem. It'll be a pain in the ass, so I'm nipping this in the bud right now.

I'M NOT ACCEPTING NOR AM I ASKING FOR ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHO SHOULD BE IN THE HAREM.

Too much of a hassle.

Anyways!

I'll see you all later!

Have a good day/night!