Kagura: Guys! Guys!! EVERYONE!!! I've received a question!

Xander: What? Another question?

Ryoma: Hmm... I am curious as to what question it is going to be...

Hinoka: Who is it from?!

Camilla: Any question for me, I am ready. 

Takumi: Like I said, I hope it's not a question for a Nohrian scum...

Leo: Like I said, I hope it's a question that will upset the pineapple...

*Kagura punches Leo in the back* 

Leo: H-Hey! That's not necessary... 

Kagura: That WAS necessary...

Elise: I would have done it but you've beaten me to it, Kagura...

Sakura: *giggles*

Kagura: Yes, this is another question, Xander. Ryoma, I'll tell you soon. Hinoka, this question is from 1crazyslider. Camilla, I'm happy to hear that you are ready to answer the user's question. Takumi, please calm down, you'll find out soon enough. Leo, that's what you get. I have sharp ears, you know! Elise, sorry about that. And Sakura seemed to be excited. The question is...

"If you had to choose just one of your retainers, who would it be?"

Xander: Who is... 

Ryoma: ...this question for, Kagura?

Kagura: ... All of you guys. 

Ryoma: Unbelievable...

Xander: ...

Hinoka: What...?

Camilla: Oh...

Takumi: What?!

Leo: *Groans in annoyance*

Sakura: Umm...

Elise: Well... who's going to go first...?

Everyone (except Kagura): ...

Elise: In fact, I'll go first! I love... I love... Ah... *sweatdrop appears*

Hinoka: I... don't think this is going to go well... 

Camilla: I agree... 

Elise: *Cries* I never knew that this would be so hard! 

Kagura: It's alright, Elise, I'm here... 

Corrin: *pokes head over door* Is everything alright here?

Xander: Argh... I simply couldn't choose between Laslow and Peri...

Ryoma: This isn't going so well as we thought this would be... Saizo and Kagero would probably be eavesdropping on this conversation...

Hinoka: Well... My answer is quite easy if I were to describe the both of them, but it is impossible at the moment... 

Camilla: No! I could never choose between my two darlings Selena and Beruka!

Takumi: One thing is for certain, Hinata and Oboro would seriously kill me if I were to choose one of them!

Leo: Ugh, of all the questions we have ever had... An impossible choice between Odin and Niles...

Sakura: I mean, both Hana and Subaki are the best retainers I have ever had, but... *begins to cry*

Elise: There's no way I have to choose the best retainer between Effie and Arthur!

Corrin: Is this another unusual question?

Kagura: *shooks head whilst comforting Elise* Unfortunately, this question seemed to make everyone feel uncomfortable... 

Peri: Hi!! Lord Xander, something seemed to be the matter, did anyone made you feel uncomfortable? I can smudge their blood with my sword... 

Laslow: Milord. Did the Hoshidans try and make your family uncomfortable?

Xander: What...? Laslow, Peri, what are you doing here? We're not having any fight. 

Saizo: Lord Ryoma! What are the Nohrians doing here?

Kagero: Are we under attack?!

Ryoma: Saizo?! Kagero?! Were you both eavesdropping on us??

Azama: Oh gods! What's all the commotion about?

Setsuna: ... Huh? What is happening, Lady Hinoka?

Hinoka: I-It's nothing!

Selena: Ugh! Why are we here again?!

Beruka: Lady Camilla seemed to be upset. We are here to help. 

Camilla: I'm perfectly fine, darlings. You don't need to worry. 

Oboro: Ugh... Those Nohrian are here?!

Hinata: Geez! What's the big rush, Oboro?!

Takumi: Whoa, guys! Can royalties have some privacy alone please?! Yeesh!

Odin: I am Odin Dark! Warrior chosen by the darkness! 

Niles: Lord Leo, what's the special order today? 

Leo: Odin! Niles! Stay out of this!

Hana: Anyone dares to hurt Lady Sakura will regret meeting up with her lead retainer!

Subaki: And I, as supervising retainer, will protect Lady Sakura. 

Sakura: Please stop! Y-You are both extremely c-capable on the battlefield, and I am not hurt!

Effie: I'll protect you, Lady Elise!

Arthur: In the name of justice, I, Arthur, is here to rescue our Lady Elise!

Elise: Stop! Arthur, I don't need saving! And Effie, save your breath! 

Jakob: *pokes head over the door* Milord! Your sister fell ill! 

Felicia: *also pokes head over the door* We need you at once, Lord Corrin!

Gunter: *offscreen* Remain focused, milady! You need to wake up!

Flora: *also offscreen* Otherwise Felicia and I will use our ice powers on you.

Corrin: Understood.

Kaze: Apparently she met a man and has... unfortunately fainted... 

Royals: We all don't need saving! 

Retainers: Yes, Milord/Milady! We will leave this instant!

*All retainers left, except for Jakob, Felicia and Kaze.*

Corrin: I'll go to her, thank you. 

*Jakob, Felicia and Kaze leaves.* 

Kagura: ...I have no absolute clue on what they were doing here in the first place. 

Takumi: Me neither. But there's one answer that we can all agree on: We can't decide. 

Hinoka: Because that's an impossible decision for us...

Camilla: We can't choose between our two darlings... 

Xander: If we decide on one of them, our other retainer will end up killing the other. 

Ryoma: (Gods, I hope that my retainers aren't eavesdropping...)

Sakura: Every retainer means a lot to us, and they are always there for us...

Elise: And we have to be there for them. 

Leo: Specifically... 

Royals: We cannot decide. 

Kagura: You sound like you're saying this as a "goodbye and we'll see you on the next show", guys... But, that's nice of you all to say something like that. Thanks for the question, 1crazyslider. And stay tuned for more, people!