Mearly a flesh wound

So, I'm sure we all know the meme and I found this picture relating to the actual play said meme is from
And I couldn't help myself so I made the following below, with the original dialogue from the play and realizing how it describes the final battle in both path of radiance and radiant dawn


Ike:  You have the strength of many men, but you killed my father.
Black Knight: None shall pass *to the castle*
Ike: Why?
Black Knight: None shall pass
Ike:  I have no mean to quarrel, but you did kill my father.  Don't anger me and let me through
Black Knight: No man shall pass
Ike: So be it *draws sword and after some bit casually cuts the Black knights left arm off*
Ike: Now stand aside
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch
Ike:  A scratch?? Your arms off!
Black Knight: No it isn't
Ike: Lies!
Black Knight: I've had worse
Ike: Liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy
Ike: Fine!! *cuts off the black knights right arm*.
Ike: Finally! *to mercenaries*. Now we can finally enter and save-
Black Knight: *stomps and kicks the poor boi to the ground*
Ike: What???
Black Knight: Come on now, don't give up like your father!
Ike: This fight is over! I won!
Black Knight:  oooh, had enough?
Ike: You have no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I do
Ike:  Just LOOK at you
Black Knight: '''tis nearly a flesh wound *kick*
Ike: Stop it!!
Black Knight: Chicken!!!
Ike: fine! *gets hungry but whatevs*
Black Knight: Yeah!
Ike: *chops right leg off*
Black Knight:  I'll do you for that
Ike: what???
Black Knight:  Come 'ere pretty boy
Ike: What will you do? Bleed on me???
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
Ike: OMG *tired of his crap and so chops off his other leg*
Black Knight: Alright, we'll call it a draw. 
Ike: Lets go, mercenaries!  *done with life*
Black Knight:  *calls after*. oh, had enough, eh?  I'll bite your legs off!

Look me in the eye and tell me this scene does not describe the black Knight and Ike fights in both his games
Because
It
Does

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