I made this for Leo because it's great.  I put the song above so that way as you read through it, you can read through and imagine all these losers faces while you read.  Enjoy. 

Charlotte
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

Niles:
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay

All:
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

Laslow
But look at his quoft and crispy locks

Charlotte
Look at his silk translucent socks

Niles:
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing

Charlotte
What are we seeing?

Niles
Is he gay?

Charlotte
Of course he's gay

Niles:
Or European?

All:
ohhhhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Odin
Well, hey don't look at me

Effie
You see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks

Charlotte
Oh please

All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

(Warner)
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

All:
Is he gay or European?
or-

Camilla
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way

All:
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Charlotte
Is automatically, radically

Niles:
Ironically, cronically

Selena
Scurtinly, curtainly

Odin
Genetically, netically

All:
Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!
.........

Dang it!!

Gay or European?

Niles:
So stylish and relaxed

All:
Is he gay or European?

Niles:
I think his chest is waxed

Selena
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

Effie
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed

All:
Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

Peri
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on saturday

All:
Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Laslow
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try

Niles:
The floor is yours

Laslow
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
has been going on for...?

Leo
2 years

(Emmett)
And your first name again is...?

Leo:
*Leo

Laslow
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Leo:
*Takumi

*Everyone gasps*

I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend

Takumi:
You bastard! *smack*
You lying bastard! *smack*
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!

Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case

No matter what he say
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret

Leo:
I'm straight!

Takumi:
You were not yesterday

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Takumi:
He's gay!

All
And European!

Takumi
He's gay!

All
And European and Gay!

Leo
Fine okay I'm gay!

All (and the fandom)
Hooray!

Hope y'all liked that.  I woulda just posted a video for it...but there isn't really a good one for it. 

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I mean, there is this one, but....they kinda threw in Yu-gi-oh(?) characters, and it was kinda uncalled for.

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And then there is this one.   This one I promise is good.

But, yeah.   Would you guys like if I did one of these again sometime?  I thought of doing it for Robin...but what do you guys think?

~Plot