Ryouma: I challenge you, nohrian general!  For I am the high prince of Hoshido, Ryouma!

Xander: I accept your challenge, but I am no general.    I'm here to see if you can find all the eggs I've hid in the fallen hoshidan soldiers!

Ryouma: Wha-

Xander: My siblings paint eggs during the spring season, so do my retainers!  A fine tradition!!

Xander: I've seen you noticed my lance is a carrot.  I hope you find it suitable!!

Ryouma: *screams*