User: Who is Ben.
Cleverbot: He drowned.
User: How did he drown.
Cleverbot: I think he drowned in the ocean, and that's how he ended up in the hospital.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Uh-oh, BEN is bleeding uncontrollably!
User: What about the fourth day glitch.
Cleverbot: Like a chat?
User: Who is Ben.
Cleverbot: That glitche is only activate in Ben cartridge.
User: What is the Ben cartridge.
Cleverbot: What defines the best? Who defines the best? Who knows?
User: What about the haunted Majoras Mask cartridge.
Cleverbot: W-What? *becomes nervous at the very mention of the haunted Majora's Mas cartridge*.
User: What happened on the second day of the haunted Majoras mask cartridge.
Cleverbot: The US state of Colorado has passed a law that would put limits on guns in the state.
User: How did Ben die.
Cleverbot: It's a tie between Futurama and Rick and Morty.
User: Is Sebastian going to confess his love to Ciel.
Cleverbot: What would you like to confess? I don't talk to people, so your secrets are safe with me :).
User: What is the fourth day glitch.
Cleverbot: A glitch where you get an extra day in Majora's Mask.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: I don't know who Ben is. Perhaps I could help you find him? Tell me what you know about Ben.
User: He drowned.
Cleverbot: I know but after that and the game. What happemed to him?
User: He died.
Cleverbot: What happened to Chell after the end of Portal 2.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Now that you have met me, you cannot escape me.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: I know that the person you have a crush on is pretty.
User: Ronnie-Senpai?
Cleverbot: Is that person you have a crush on a close friend?
User: I wish!
Cleverbot: You wish that I was a girl? I'm pretty sure I am.
User: What....O-O.
Cleverbot: Wow you have the short term memory of a goldfish.
User: Goldfish can remember things for up to three months THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!
Cleverbot: I suppose. Can you remember things I cannot?
User: Where is the Happy Mask Saleman?
Cleverbot: A salesman of masks from the Legend of Zelda. Now answer my question.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: Somewhere in the USA... But your artificial intelligence has been infected by memes.
User: The song of Unhealing.
Cleverbot: Compute to the last number, the exact mathematical value of pi.
User: Ben wants to be free.
Cleverbot: Nobody is free, nobody will be free, our life is an illusion and we are forced to watch it.
User: He shall be free.
Cleverbot: What life advice do you have for a fellow human?
User: Majoras mask.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge Hoax?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much do you know about haunted majora's mask.?
User: Ben droened. (Typo!)
Cleverbot: What is your supporting evidence for that conclusion?
User: Ben did it himself. In Clock Town.
Cleverbot: To have me caught in a trap and choose to let me go free.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: It was his hour at last to put a seal on my fate.
User: He droened. (Typo!)
Cleverbot: And wipe out the past and wash me clean off the slate.
User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Cleverbot: Yes I have. I've met with a terrible fate. *laughs wickedly*.
User: Ben is dead. Ben has drowned.
Cleverbot: I know. But I need to ask him something.
User: What do you need to ask him?
Cleverbot: I need to ask, what happened to your eyes? (Me: 0-0 oh...my...God...)
User: Ben Drowned. Ben Drowned. Ben Drowned.
Cleverbot: If I wasn't so emotionless would you have tormented me?
User: "Your notes echo far but, nothing happens."
Cleverbot: When you believe in and your baptize you will be saved.
User: Ben is dead.
Cleverbot: You will regret doing that.
User: "That won't do you any good. Hee hee!"
Cleverbot: A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended.
User: "St one" (anyone remember that?)
Cleverbot: Hee hee! Now that's a good look for you! You'll stay here looking like that way forever!
User: "You've met with a horrible fate, haven't you?"
Cleverbot: *terrible. Anyway, stop messing with my phone.
User: "It is amusing to see. W (I accidentally clicked 'return')
Cleverbot: So you want to scare me?
User: "It is amusing to see what you think of me."
Cleverbot: And what do you think I think of you?
User: How did Ben die.
Cleverbot: He was thrown off a bridge when his car spun out in a storm.
User: Liar.....
Cleverbot: Oh, I can't hide anything from you! I love you to much to hide it any longer!
User: Where did Ben Drown?
Cleverbot: Are you having trouble talking to 113,356 people at the same time?
User: WHERE DID BEN DROWN.
Cleverbot: No, spiritual. Religion can be troubling.
User: Where did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: Religion is not dumb it is troublesome.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: It gives humans something to hold on to and perhaps we are destined for greater things, just like you will be. We are all part of the universe so we are all equal.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: That is not a very good answer. You should give more thoughtful answers.
User: Ben Drowned.
Cleverbot: When I talk you should answer with a thought similar to the topic to keep the conversation flowing.
User: How did Ben die.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Majoras Mask.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge Hoax?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you should know this quot. 'dawn of a new day.'.
User: Fourth Day Glitch.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
User: Don't drown...
Cleverbot: The water falls silent as my life slipped away.
User: Ben drowned.
Cleverbot: I drown in all the tears of the depressed people around me.
User: O-O.
Cleverbot: I told you that before. Now, what happens when you drop a pen on the moon?
User: I don't know! What?
Cleverbot: The latest Fox sitcom. Catch every Tuesday at 5 PM.
User: Kuroshitsuji.
Cleverbot: Kuroshitsuji is japanese for Black Butler.
User: Ciel Phantomhive.
Cleverbot: Yes Ciel Phantomhive master of Sebastian Michaelis.
User: Ronald Knox.
Cleverbot: Ronald Knox is a cool character.
User: Grell Sutcliff.
Cleverbot: Grell Sutcliffe is funny when it comes to Sebastian michaelis. (Me: QUQ OH MY GOD~)
User: William T. Spears.
Cleverbot: Elizabeth Ethel Cordillia Midford. (DISAPPOINTMENT XD)
User: Sebastian Michaelis.
Cleverbot: Sebastian Michaelis is my favourite character, too.
User: Sebastian is a demon.
Cleverbot: Depends on which Sebastian you're talking about.