Have you EVER wondered what DEATH SOUNDS LIKE?!

WELL, NOW YOU CAN!!!

Here you go :33333

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now you can listen to death for half an hour.

IT MIGHT BE WORTH MENTIONING THAT THAT IS WHAT I AM HEARING AT THIS EXACT MOMENT
O-O

IF I EXIT THIS CONVERSATION, I AM SURELY DEAD!

Ohhhhh screw it.

If I die.

I die.

But, the Guardian theme is so catchy and I love it.

I love it.

But, at the same time, I hate it. XD

I think Wattpad is SLIGHTLY GLITCHY right now BECAUSE THE GUARDIAN THEME WONT STOP PLAYING XDDD

AND THE FACT THAT IM HEARING IT IN TWO PLACES IS GIVING ME ANXIETY

I mean, I read that you can block the beams with ice, right?

SHIT o-o

I just wanted to go to the tower near Death Mountain and saaave ;-;

So then, I could read! Or write a tad!

BUT NO.

THIS ASSHOLE HAD TO NOTICE ME!

hngh here I go .___.

YAY! DEATH! DEATH FOR ME!

Oh my god Wattpad please stop ;-;

STAP PLAYING THAT!

Where the hell IS my last save???

OH MY GOD WATTPAD SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME I WISH IT WOULD STOP!!!!

Okay I know where I am! And I know which direction that damned Guardian is!

Although, I would like that spear near the inactive one that's near the Guardian....

Hngh

I SEE YOU!

YOU CANT HIDE!!!!!!

Ugh. I think I might go back to the Great Plateau and explore a bit... ;;;

Dude....you're going to die.

Okay. He turned back XDDDD

WISE CHOICE, MAN!