I was going to draw the BEST BOY, Dark, with like......... 20 freaking McDonalds Happy Meals, but

I GIVE UP.

I GIVE UP ON LIFE.

I GIVE UP ON DEATH.

I

GIVE

UP

ON THIS CHAPTER I'M WRITING.

Like, goodbye– let me waste my life by sleeping.

Hello?

HELLO?!

CAN I JUST SLEEP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?!

please ?

ANYWAYS!! This chapter is dedicated to CittyKatYuki because Dark is best boy.
He deserves hugs.
He deserves love.
He deserves.... a lot of freaking Happy Meals.

ArkmMetaPie21 ... you suck XD

Everyone..... read if you dare. XDD

I honestly don't know what I'm doing and I sound freaking high, okay

-During the events of Beach Vacey's Chapter 47-

(If you haven't read it, you SHOULD. LOVE YOU, JULES! XD)

After grudgingly asking (more like pleading) Vio if he could step out of the car, Dark slams the door to the sedan, annoying the only other person in the car.

After walking for a bit, Dark glances around. With it being summer, he definitely got a few looks from passerby. He doesn't care, but it's damn annoying when someone frantically walks away from you when they probably assume you're some kind of escaped convict.

"Damn Four-Eyes! Making sit in that fucking car! Tch! HE MUST BE BLIND! He didn't even see me take his credit card!"

Finally approaching his destination, Dark looks around the building's parking lot. It was FILLED with cars, screaming kids, and had the smell of french fries and motor oil.

Letting a group of eight walk in first, Dark then opened the door for himself, walking into what seemed to be Hell itself.

Children whining and screaming, mixed with chattering adults, along with the overwhelming smell of beef and oil.

He walked to the registers, standing behind the group of eight. Most of them weren't particularly loud, except a girl who looked about 16. She had long red hair, had glasses, and was dressed in black.

"-THEY'RE FRATERNAL TWINS, DAMN IT!"
She yells, arguing with someone.

"But, do twins have like a-?"

Definitely a guy's voice....

"NO! WHATEVER IT IS, NO!"

"That'll be $30.56, please."

A girl in front, who had long brown hair in a ponytail. also had glasses, and was wearing a white shirt with blue stripes.

"But–." The guy continues.

"Dude." A guy with blonde hair, ALSO wearing glasses who is standing to the left of the red-haired girl spoke up. "Just drop it already."

Is this some kind of....GLASSES CULT?! HEY! IT'S FUCKING PERFECT FOR FOUR-EYES!

"He HAS a point, man." Another girl's voice says with a sigh.

They all walk out of the way, continuing their conversation, and Dark steps up to the counter.

"Welcome to McDonalds! Can I take your order?" The young girl running the cash register kindly asks.

"Uhh. Can I get like..... twenty chicken nugget Happy Meals?"

"T-Twenty?" She repeats.

"Twenty."

"T-Twenty Happy Meals."

"Oh! And no APPLES! I want one medium coke and one medium fry, too!"

"D-Do you want a toy in all of those?"

"YES!"

"C-Can I have a name for you order?"

"Dark."

"O-O-Okay. That'll be... $82.88, please. Debit or credit?"

"Uh, credit!"

He takes out Vio's card and puts it in the machine and signs his name.

I'm being good, damn it! I'M BUYING THEM FUCKING DINNER WHILE FOUR-EYES SITS ON HIS ASS! I'M FEEDING THIS FUCKING HOUSEHOLD!

"H-Here's your receipt."

"Uh, thanks..."

Number 238...

"Number 230! 230!"

It's so damn loud!

Taking his phone out of his pocket, along with some earbuds lazily shoved into the other pocket on his dark coloured jeans, he partially drowns out the noise, watching as they slowly begin to line up Happy Meals.

... ... ...

Still waiting after 20 minutes and his drink now just ice, Dark focuses his attention on a little girl looking around, and crying.

Dark carefully walks over to her, guessing she was about five.

"Hey, kid. What's wrong?"

The small girl looks up to what would be a tall, annoyed-looking giant.

"I-I...." she pauses, wiping her eyes, "I can't find my super-duper extra special rainbow unicorn sticker. I've looked.... EVERYWHERE."  She starts to cry a little, making more tears fall down her face.

She isn't going to stop crying until I help her, isn't she?

Dark then glances around the floor and spots something near where the registers are.

He runs over to the counter, noticing it's the girl's sticker.

"HEY, EXCUSE ME! MISSING UNICORN HERE! THANKS!!"

He picks up a sticker that still has the paper backing on it, with the whole line staring at him, and walks back to the little girl, then bending down onto his knees and handing her the sticker of a cartoonish and gleeful looking unicorn, that's surrounded by hearts and stars.

"This yours?"

"Yes! THANK YOU, MISTER!" She then quickly hugs him, taking Dark aback, and running off yelling, "Daddy! Daddy! Some tall giant found my sticker for me!"

"Number 238! 238!"

Dark gets up, and sighs in relief to see two giant paper bags with handles, holding Happy Meals.

After taking the bags, he grabs his cup off the table he eventually sat at, and goes to the machine to refill his cup.

Upon walking out the door, he hears, "THANKS, MISTER GIANT!"  Dark looks to his right to see the little girl waving at him, and then turning around.

He walks straight and out onto the sidewalk, looking at the horizon, that's being partially blocked by a multitude of cars.

... ... ...

"Hey! FOUR-EYES! Here!" Dark aggressively shoves a bag at Vio through his open window.

"What is this?"

"It's food, dumbass! SO EAT IT!"

"Why did you get so much food, Dark?"

"I BOUGHT DINNER, DUH!"

Dark then opens one of the Happy Meals and begins eating chicken nuggets.

After hearing several screams come from the probably-now-destroyed wedding, Link comes running out with Zelda in tow.

"DARK! GET IN THE CAR, WE'RE LEAVING! RIGHT NOW!" Link yells over all of the commotion from inside.

Sighing, Dark picks up his bags as Vio's car starts– though, he could've sworn it was on when he was approaching– and opens the door, sitting him and the delicious food in the car.
Link then slides into the middle of the backseat with him, Zelda then following, taking the right-hand side window seat.

"Link!" Vio says quickly, as he starts to drive.

"T-They-!"

"Hey, Link..." Dark interrupts.

"W-What?"

"You look angry. Need a Happy Meal?"

Fin. Af.

What is my life? XD