So, my mom is in the kitchen....

Moving stuff

mAKING COFFEE

at 3:43am

Need proof?

I'm eating these.

(Took a screenshot because no way in hell am I using the flash at 3 in the morning.)

(White chocolate, boi. Good shit.)

I couldn't find the picture of the bag

Oh well

Same thing

Different quantity and price.

I yelled the lyrics to "Blood" a little while ago XDD

THAT WAS FUN

Also, I could make jokes about this all night but.....

Me right now:

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I love how Frank smiles at the end. XDD

Oh! That reminds me! XD

I found this.....

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bUT NO

WHY YOU WANT LUCIFER'S WATERFALL???????

WHY???????

your fuckiNG HIPS MOVE

also

Why did my mom NEVER tell me what a period was until RIGHT WHEN I STARTED?????????

I was like, "okay mom tf is this? Is this normal?"
And she's like, "oH SHIT OKAY COME HERE FOLLOW ME GONNA TELL YOU SOME SHIT OKAY THIS IS CALLED A PERIOD-!" *cue a 2 hour conversation*

I mean, when I started, I was scared shitless, okay?

'Cause seeing blood where you wouldn't expect it is fUCKING ALARMING.

ESPECIALLY TO AN 8 YEAR OLD.

wait

Was I 8?

shit

how old was i?

8? 9?

I THINK EIGHT!

Or was I older????? IDFK IT'S BEEN SO DAMN LONG, TBH.

I get that girls would be excited because it's that "Transition to Womanhood"

But SHIT

IT'S PAINFUL AF

oh my god it's 4am

kmssssssss