WELP.

I WAS GONNA GET SNOW 

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MOTHER NATURE DID?!

SHE TOOK IT FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FACK

ANYWAYS!!

Let's talk about Walmart! XD

FIRST THINGS FIRST: IF SNOW IS IN THE FORECAST IN GEORGIA......

YOU ARE ENTERING HELL.

OKAY?????!

Now, TIME TO VENT ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED.

1. I felt like I was dying.

CRAMPS.

CRAMPS.

CRAMPS.

MOTHER NATURE IS A BITCH.

CRAMPS.

I WAS HUNGRY AS HELL.

CRAMPS.

2. Kids

So, there we were. Me and my mum in the crisp (Chip, if you want it the American way...) aisle (We like our freaking tostito's okay?!) 

and there were two girls, a woman, and a boy. The two girls were maybe three years older than me and the boy was probably 7...I dunno. ANYWAYS! 

The mother almost ran over one of the girls shoes.

Girl: Oh my god, what is wrong with you?!

Me: *thinking* Please.....shut the hell up. I didn't sign up for this...I just want to get my freaking crisps and get out of here. I didn't ask for your life story!

The boy wanted chocolate.

.....the mother yelled at him and said no. 

Then, he wanted chips. 

HE GOT HIS CHIPS! XDDD

Also, he kinda looked like y'a ArkmMetaPie21 !

Only shorter and pint sized XDDDD

There was also this  little girl yelling, "Mommy! I want cookie! Gimmie cookie!"

GIVE THAT CHILD A COOKIE! D:<

3. Checkout 

Alright, you know how checkouts at Walmart are usually shit? 

OUR CASHIER WAS NICE AND SHE HELPED ME PILE THINGS IN THE CART! 

GIVE THAT LADY A DAMN RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Her name was Rhonda.

4. WEATHER 

It was COLD. 

AND ALL THE CARTS WERE OUTSIDE. 

Shet. 

BUT MY DOGGIES ARE REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE THEY CAN BE IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE IT'S SO FREAKING COLD!!

This is Bear!

He's facking adorable :3333333

.....that's my dad's hand, by the way XD

AND THIS IS ROXIE......AND ONE OF MY CATS....