Me and my random shit that was suppost to be here.

Okay. So.....if you saw the chapter titled 'Why Does Wattpad Do This To Us' you'd know that my Wattpad profile is crap. So, here's EVERYTHING you need to know about Fira! YEPZ! My Fanfiction profile! Enjoy my craziness! This is EVERYTHING, unedited!
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Hi! I'm Black Fira Rose!
I'm a teen who loves Twilight Princess, Harry Potter movies...and...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! I also LOVE ANIME. CREEPYPASTA FOR DAYS!
Yes I am a Pegasister, people.
I have a FictionPress account! @ BlackFiraRose
MY BETA PROFILE DOES NOT LIKE ME SO IM LEAVING IT AS IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT MY WATTPAD!!!!!!!! Same name!
Hi! I'm Black Fira Rose!

I'm a teen who loves Twilight Princess, Harry Potter movies...and...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! I also LOVE ANIME.

CREEPYPASTA FOR DAYS!

Yes I am a Pegasister, people.

I have a FictionPress account! @ BlackFiraRose

MY BETA PROFILE DOES NOT LIKE ME SO IM LEAVING IT AS IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK OUT MY WATTPAD!!!!!!!! Same name!

Some more things about me:

Music: MandoPony,The Living Tombstone,BlackGryph0n,Baasik,Panic! At the Disco,Linkin Park, Japanese Volcaloids, Twenty Øne Piløts,Creature Feature,Butterfly Crash,Three Days Grace,Skillet,Imagine Dragons,Falling in Reverse, Starset, The Offspring, and much more! Wanna know them? Check out my Soundcloud!

Age: 13

Favorite color(s): Blues, Greens, Blacks, and Reds

Favorite anime: Is this a legal question?

Favorite Youtuber: This cannot be a legal question, either. I'd have to think about that.

I FUCKING PASSED ASSHOLE! If you know where that from, I love you!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

9. Ever notice that the good guys get more dead people on their side?

Things I may not do in Hyrule:

1. I may not scare Dark Link with my flashlight.

2. Link is not in love with Dark Link. Therefore, I will not accuse him of twincest.

3. I will also not give said Links honeymoon suite.

4. It is not necessary for me to call Ganondorf "Ganondwarf." Having not done this, I will not inquire on the well-being of Frodo.

5. Under no circumstances am I to introduce Zant to caffeine.

6. "Fishing for Ganon" is NOT an acceptable form of recreation.

7. I will not wake Dark Link with "Good morning, Miss Sunshine!" He does not find this amusing.

8. Navi is not the reincarnation of Ganondorf.

9. Mass destroying Hyrule does not earn me a spot on "Ganondorf's favorite people list;" I will stop soon.

10. When watching Link fight Ganondorf, I will not start a betting pool on the outcome.

Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:

1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, inappropriate times.

2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.

3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")

4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.

5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; proceed to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."

6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.

7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"

8. Try to kill your own shadow.

9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself off as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.

10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme song.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to 'my kind'.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

MAH FRIENDS!

Kanju.Satsuki

Necro.Ryuko (Mah Narwhalcorn)

Moonlight Raven Grave (She's a chubby marshmallow! Help her save the Narwhalcorns and Rainbow Bunnies~!)

SoulDragon12

CittyKatYuki (Mew!)

MetaPie21 (Le Dope Angler Fish.)

monquinly (We'll call him a Flareon Marshmalow!)

(Go and check them out!!)

(from SoulDragon12's profile!)

If you ever got so bord riding Epona that you started running over hoards of enemies and started to laugh insanely then copy this into your profile.

If you were ever creeped out by the cut scence after you free Lanayru, then please copy this into your profile. (It was weird I swear I had goose bumps)

If you think Majora's Mask is a Fused Shadow, then add your name right here and paste this into your profile. (BlackFiraRose)

( for all the girls who've played Twilight Princess) If you think that the TP Link is sexy then paste this into your profile.

If you're a 'The Legend of Zelda' fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

These are the fics I'm working on:

The Twilight Princess- ON HIATUS

Secrets and Shadows- NEXT CHAPTER COMING SOON

Meeting Death- MY BLACK BUTLER FIC

IF YOU LOVE BLACK BUTLER GO READ IT OR GRELL WILL KILL U IN UR SLEEP (Im joking, of course but go read it)

NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON

TOP 3 FAVORITE BLACK BUTLER CHARACTERS!

Ronald Knox (Grim Reaper, if you didn't know!)

Sebastian

Ciel

Thanks for looking at this!

I CANT WRITE SOMETHING WITHOUT SHIPPING SOMETHING O//////O

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