-Gray P. O. V.-

Well, I'm screwed. Cana stood there, blocking my way upstairs with a bottle in her right hand. She must be at least slightly drunk. Fortunately, we have two friends that can handle her like this. One was Bacchus, the guy from the Quatro Cerberus dorm, whose only way of handling her is a drinking contest, and Mira, who always has a way to calm her down. I'll just run back to the fire pit and-

At that moment, Cana pushed me, causing me to fall down on my back onto the hard wood floor. She lied there on top of me, practically rubbing her breasts against my chest.

There is no way I am letting this girl be my first time. I'm saving myself for a certain someone...

"Gray, you don't have to be so shy. You can always be honest with me.~"

I need to act fast. Find a way to get her to let her guard down. "C-Cana, please. L-Let's do this somewhere more p-private."

She put her finger against my lips. "No, no, no. We can do it here, handsome."

I lied like a dog and it didn't work. Wait a second. She put her right index finger against my lips. Where's her bottle? I managed to glance at the stairs and saw her bottle had rolled a bit away. She probably dropped it when she decided to push me over. That was only chance. Forgive me Juvia...

"Cana, how about before we do this, let me have a drink to... get me in the mood?" What the hell am I saying? This might all be an act, but I feel so guilty doing this! Juvia would pounce of this girl right now. Wait, I could use that!

"Oh, sure. A little drink sure gets me going... if you know what I mean..." She tried to grab the bottle without getting off of me, but it was just out of her reach. She leaned back onto her knees. This was my one chance.

"Juvia, help me!" After calling my backup, I shoved Cana in the stomach, knocking her down off of me. Before she could react, I got up and bolted out the doors.

"You get back here you hunky man!" Her voice sent shivers down my spine. We were good friends, but when one of any of our friends get drunk, all bets are off. They will completely change personalities. Right now, Cana's a sex fiend. Laki calls her that. Laki calls everybody by what they turn into when they get drunk. Normally, Cana's a perverted love maniac. She gets along well with Mira and Meredy. And Ultear, I guess.

"Never! You're drunk!" I shouted, hoping that would do something.

"I won't stop until you nail me in your room tonight!"

My god, legs, don't fail me now!

I just kept running towards the fire pit like my life depended on it. It really didn't though. Something more important did.

My virginity.

-Juvia P. O. V.-

Juvia hurried after Bisca. Cana had embarrassed her, and Juvia knows how it feels to be embarrassed about the person you love. "Bisca!" I had caught up to her at the top of the stairs.

She turned around, her face still red. "J-Juvia? W-What is it?"

Juvia placed Juvia's hand on her shoulder. "Juvia understands how you feel. Juvia was also embarrassed about someone Juvia loves."

She smiled a me, her color returning to normal. "Thank you, Juvia. I know that it might be pretty obvious that  I like him, but it's kinda embarrassing if someone talks about confessing, and it's especially embarrassing when Cana does it cause she always talks about us doing... you know what..."

"Cana is a huge pervert, and she only gets worse when she gets drunk. Juvia understands how you feel."

She chuckled a bit. "Yeah. We all know about your huge crush on Gray. I'm kinda like that with Alzack. He's so handsome and kind and just... I'm too shy to confess..."

"Juvia is too shy as well."

Her face lit up for a second like an idea came into her mind. "Let's make a deal, Juvia!"

Juvia paused. "What kind of deal?"

"We can both talk to each other about our crushes. You for Gray and me for Alzack. So, if we ever need like a wingwoman or someone to talk to, we can rely on each other! Can we do that?"

Juvia thought for a moment. "Juvia likes the sound of that!"

"Then it's settled!"

We shook hands.

"Wingwomen for life!"

"Juvia, help me!" Juvia heard Gray-sama's voice all Juvia's name from down the stairs.

"That's Gray-sama's voice!"

Bisca looked shocked and worried. "We left him with Cana!"

"Gray-sama needs us!"

She grabbed Juvia's wrist with her free hand, her rifle still in her other hand. "Let's go!"

She led Juvia down the stairs, but Juvia soon got free of her grasp and ran beside her after Gray-sama being chased by that drunken sex fiend.

I will save my Gray-sama!

-Laxus P. O. V.-

After Erza fainted, Kagura and Jellal ran over to help her up, but only after Mira chased Ichiya away screaming at him, calling him a "Jerza killer."

I love it when she gets all crazy about her OTPs. It's so funny to listen and/or watch here go nuts. Everyone just thinks that I don't care and that's why she does it around me, but I do care. I pretend not to care, so she'll do it and I can just enjoy it. Besides, she's also pretty easy on the eyes.

"Erza, you okay?" Jellal had finally gotten her back on to her feet.

"Y-Yes. Now that he is gone." She still seemed shaken up.

"Anyways, who are you two?" Lucy pointed at the two kids that I didn't know.

"I'm Chelia! Sherry's younger sister! And also Wendy's best friend!"

"And also bigger than me..." Wendy mumbled while looking from Chelia's chest down to hers. I could hear that. I have a very focused hearing. Seems like listening to Mira's rambling has payed off.

"And you must be Wendy's boyfriend!" Richard boasted. "That's so lovely! Young love!"

I smirked as Wendy and the dark purple haired boy blushed. "I'm Romeo. Her friend."

We all introduced ourselves and our relations. Which was just friends, aside from the siblings.

"Who's that guy?" Romeo pointed at a guy sitting on a log around the fire pit. He had a poncho on and black hair that stuck up in the front.

"Ah, good old Alzack. I wondered where he was at." Zeref chuckled.

"How long has he been here?" Levy asked.

"The whole time." Loke answered.

"And you didn't bother to do anything or tell us!?" Sting shouted.

"I didn't want to wake the man up from his nap. Seems like he was real tired." Loke smirked. Kind of a dick move. We could've teased him about Bisca.

Natsu ran over and punched him. "Wake up, man!"

Erza punched him in the balls again as Alzack got up and brushed himself off. "Thank you, Erza."

"Hey Alzack. How have things been?" Zeref asked him.

"Pretty good. I was up late last night packing my bags. I had to fit all my guns in two bags."

"Ah, the two bag limit curses us again!" Lucy shouted.

"They let me break that limit." Erza said.

"Cause you bring 20 bags!" Natsu shouted, earning an elbow from Lucy.

"So, where's Gray? And Juvia?" Alzack asked.

"Mira! Guys! Help!"

We all turned around and saw Gray being chased by Cana being chased by Juvia and Bisca.

"There's your answer." I said.

Mira smirked evilly and stuck her foot out. Gray tripped and fell face first into the fire pit, causing a cloud of ashes as Cana, Juvia, and Bisca all ran straight into it.

When the cloud cleared, Juvia had fallen on top of Gray, Erza and Mira were slapping Cana back to sober town, and Bisca had ran into Alzack, resulting in the two falling on the ground with her on top.

This should be good.