Me In My Mind: *SLAPS CREATOR OF DIS SHIP WIT DAT FISHIE*
Me IRL: *slaps self* WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!!!
Me Back On Wattpad: WHAT THE HELL?!?!WHAT IS THIS UNHOLY MESS THAT RESIDES IN THE DARKEST PITS OF THE HUMAN SOUL?!?! BURN THIS AWFUL PILE OF CRAP AND SEND IT TO HELL!!
Wait, the Devil doesn't want this crap. (Quote by @KingSombralover ).
WHAT THE F$&^*¥g HELL IS THIS?!? Oh my flipping celestial god, this is bad. Like, I though SombraShy was bad, but THIS is awful shipping at its finest.
Now, crazily enough, I see the logic behind it.
I mean, Cozy and Tirek know each other, and they're closer to each other than they are to Chrissy. Plus, we know they've been in touch with each other since Season 8 so that's quite awhile to be friends. But COME ON!!! We have completely and utterly thrown the Aging Principle out the fifth story window, yet again. What is this, the 97th time?
People!! IT. IS. NOT. ROCKET. SCIENCE!!!! PLEASE tell me that our society of MLP lovers has been reduced to making CozyTirek ships and calling them good!
Just, no. You wanna know what this is on the Ship It Or Rip It Scale?? Put it through the paper shredder on power level 125184790.
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