Me IRL: *vomits*
Me on Wattpad: *vomits into a bag* HOW. DOES. THIS. SHIP. *$&#&*&#. EXIST?!?!! CHRYSALIS IS OLD!! FLURRY IS A BABY!! THEY CANNOT BE A THING!!! THIS IS UNDERAGE DATING!!! SHINING ARMOR, RESTRICT YOUR DAUGHTER FROM DARING OLD QUEENS!!!
Sorry, got a little bit crazy there. But still, WHY GOD?!?! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SEE THESE SHIPS?!?! THEY'RE BURNING MY EYES!!!
God: Then don't watch MLP
Me: *stares at him* HOW DARE CHU?!?! MLP IS MAH LIFE!! DIE, NONBELIEVER!!!
(5 minutes later)
Okay, sorry again, I had to chase the nonbeliever out of the room with la chancla. Anyways, back to the ship. I'm gonna go full logic mode now. It's a huge age gap, there is no romantic interest between the two as we see in movies and TV shows, Flurry is a baby and Chrysalis is an adult, Chrysalis is a huge villain while Flurry is the beloved princess of the Crystal Empire, the list literally goes on forever. Overall, out of 10, I give this ship an F. Like, this is SombraShy level bad.
-9999999/10