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Lookout for the...

•Turtles having sex

• impeached Trump

• Turd

Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

•dead body

• gay ship

• dick

They say the deeper you enter the forest, the more ______ you'll find!

• Turtle sex

• turd trees

• vomiting rocks

Hide! There's a ______ on the loose!

• Lovely Grandma

• Trump

• Pizza Delivery guy

Welcome class, today's lesson will be on...

•Americans

•Why your parents should have used a condom

• BDSM tactics

America, land of...

• Crackheads

• The wall

• Dabbing, Harambe and Pokémon Go

I definitely wouldn't want to come home to a...

• Naked Grandma

• No internet

• snake in my boot

In order to pass the time while driving, I like to...

• Eat my own pants

• Eat oil

• Watch boys having sex

There's always a _______ behind the waterfall!

• cow

• burger

• dinosaur

Whatever you do, don't look behind my...

• Trump wall

• cat

• unshaven leg