Ally was walking home one day when she saw a potato eating a piece of bacon.

The best part about going to grandma's is the food.

Jane was busy cleaning her room when all of a sudden she found a gay ship making out, with all its followers watching.

Don't look under the bed, there's a dead cat.

At the end of a rainbow there's always a six legged leprechaun.

Instead of my usual breakfast, I think I'll have some Trump Walls.

On my 11th birthday, I got my first dead unicorn.

It's raining unicorns.

I wish I was not attracted to owls.

If I could have one wish it would be to be gayer than I already am.