"yo Jungoo," the hot girl said, sipping her caramel machhiato.

"Ye?"

"Imma call you oppa in bed," she sipped tea- oh, I mean the coffee.

Jungkook shrugged, "okay, I mean you're hot so like call me anything."

"So you're in love w me?" the hot girl asked.

"Ye, you making me a boy with luv," Jungkook spoke.

"OH MY MY MY, OH MY MY MY," Jimin began singing, as usual.

BTS minus Jungoo and Chimchim sighed. "Let's soox." The girl said. "Kewl."

Then Jungkook walked off w the hot girl he didn't know the name of, to her place.

*ADULT SCENE CHIRREN GO AWAY*

Jungoo took off his clothes and so did the hot girl, and before she could let him do his thang, she spoke, "wear this for me."

It was a horse costume.

"So you're into horseplay?" Jungkook asked.

"Ye."

"Oki done." jungkook put on the costume. "Fuck me, my horse oppa!" And then they baked cupcakes.

;))))))

(a/n: I love how this story is slowly descending into madness

Also, Yeontan will be in the story by the next chapter)