"so Kookie and Namjoon hyung, you guys are the detectives," Taehyung assigned the roles to them.

"I really wanna go back to my hot girl though," Jungkook said.

"But she calls you horse oppa," Jimin protested.

"But she's hot."

"I'm hot too."

"I don't think so," Jungoo sassed like always, breaking Cameron Philip and the shippers' Jikook heart.

"SHUT UP AND GO AWAYYYYY," Jimin sang EXO's Obsession, because unfortunately, they didn't create that song.

But the chapter's name is still gonna be a BTS song bro. Fight me.

"And Hobi hyung, you'll be our emotional supporter," Tae spoke.

"KEWL WITH ME!!!!" he screamed, because that's cliche ;)

"Jin hyung, Jimin, and I will the workers, working on what our detectives tell us," Taehyung announced.

"And what about Yoongi?" Jin asked.

"Yoongi hyung will be-"

"Save me, guys, my relationship with sleep might be broken by this alien ass bitch," Yoongi groaned (thankfully not moaned... Hoseok would know ;))

"SAVE ME, SAVE ME, I NEED YOUR LOVE BEFORE I FA-" Jimin started singing again, but got hit by a shoe on his face by Tae.

The culprit yelled, "I SAID YOONGI WILL BE YOONGI!"

"Suits me," Yoongi spoke, shrugging and falling asleep again.

(a/n: This was sOOO lame omg sorry)