Jungkook's phone rang, and he picked it up, "Who dis?"

"It be me," it was the hot girl.

"Oh my lord henlo," Jungkook was excited.

"Jungoo, I'm lonely. Cm sex w me," the hot girl winked at the phone.

"Ye beb," Jungoo hung up and dashed out of the house.

"JUNGLEBOOK-SSI!" Jimin ran after him.

"Where is that hoe goin' bro?" Taehyung asked the others.

"Probably gonna soox with a girl, he be getting horny. Remember when he got horny for Joon?" Yoongi stated.

"Ye, don't remind me of that," Namjoon shook his head.

"HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND YEONTAN WITHOUT ONE OF THE DETECTIVES?" Jin panicked.

"He wasn't helping anyway," Namjoon sighed.

"Hi, guys!" Everyone looked towards the door to see Hoseok standing there.

"How did you get out of NCT?" Yoongi asked, yawning.

"I called their manager a coconut so they kicked me out, haha!"

And from another corner of the world, Jimin was heard, "TO ALL THE YOUNGSTERS WITHOUT DREAMS, HAHA!"

"That was my iconic line, bro," Namjoon was done with this world. He now wanted to become Namjesus and leave the greed of the world and meditate on hills and bless toe-sucking people with daddy kinks and curse the thirsty ass bishes.

(a/n: i write this story with a straight face)