Jungkook reached the hot girl's house, and as soon as he entered, the hot girl turned around and shouted, "HORSE OPPA!!"

"HOT GIRL!!" Junglebook yelled at her and they hugged.

"Why are we hugging?" she asked. 

"Idk" 

"Let's soox, then?" she suggested. 

"That's what I came for."

"Good, because I have someone else I love," the hot girl said and Jungoo's world came crashing down right before his eyes.

She... loved someone else?

"Then what are we?" Jungoo asked.

"Horse with benefits," the hot girl clarified.

"Oh fack it, I want that pussy cat," Jungkook clicked his tongue and things that happened after that were ooOOH STEAMYYYYY

*ADULT SCENE CHIRREN GO AWAY AGAIN*

Both of them took off their clothes and they wore their horse costumes. Jungoo the horse pinned her hands above her head, and the hot girl the horse gulped.

"You're my expensive girl, babe," he said.

"TAKE IT OFF NOW GURLLLL, JUST TAKE IT OFF-" Jimin was heard in some corner of the world.

Ignoring that, anYWAY.

"What do you want me to do, hottie horsie?" Jungoo licked his lips.

"...N-Neigh for me, horse oppa," the hot girl was crAvInG hIs BoY ToUcH.

"NEIGHHHHHH!" Jungoo the horse neighed.

And that's when a bark was heard.

(a/n: DUDE ONLY TWO CHAPTERS LEFT, SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME W THE STORY?

Also, the boy touch thingy? Basically when i last ha my account, i had gone on Omegle and this guy said that his name was Johnny and he wanted a girl touch. I posted that on my previous TEA, an he was highly memed lmao it was legendary i swear)