So after all the drama, the boys expanded their search area by going to the park that Yeontan was last seen in.

"This park gets me so emotional," Taehyung got sentimental.

"Why? Because you peed in here?" Yoongi sassed.

"Kinda, because Tannie and I had our last pee together here," Taehyung replied, shedding a tear.

"...I'm out of here," the sass king was #done.

"Guys, guys! I see dog prints on the ground," Jungkook said, looking through the magnifying glass, staring at obvious prints on the ground.

"Dude, we can see those without the glass," Namjoon spoke.

Jungoo nodded, "Namjoon, you're the best. I never appreciate you enough but you're the smartest and I would 1000/100 have sex with you-"

"SOMEONE DROP HIM OFF TO THAT HOT GIRL'S PLACE, THIS BITCH GETTING HORNY FOR ME NOW," Namjoon yelled.

"I'M GIVING YOU UP FOR ADOPTION," Jin yelled too.

"You're saying as if you wouldn't soox with Brad Pitt," Jungkook irked.

"That's bRAD PITT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"

"Wait, what do you mean? Am I not as good as Brad Pitt?" Namjoon placed his hands on his waist (his waist is goals).

"Well lemme guess... no," Yoongi joined in.

"You shut up, midget," the words slipped out of Namjoon's mouth, and he immediately slapped his hand over his mouth, his eyes growing as wide as the hot girl's butthole.

(this is why i shouldn't give comparisons)

"RUN!" Hoseok spoke, and guess what Jimin did?

"Dashi run run ru- mph!" Jimin couldn't complete singing as Hoseok taped over his mouth.

"Now he'll keep quiet!" Hoseok said, proud of his act.

And on the corner, Taehyung sat on the bench, watching the drama, and sighed, "I wish Tannie was here to pee with me..."

(a/n: idk but whenever i write this story, my mind automatically shuts down)