Happyritas

Chapter 5:

Yakunan's POV

Someone was shaking me. My body went into autopilot, as I flipped whoever was shaking me and put them in a headlock with my legs. I looked at the enemy to see Kakashi with his eye wide and face turning blue from lack of oxygen.

I instantly got off of him, and stood up. 'Sorry.' I signed as I rubbed my eyes, getting whatever sleep was in it out.

Kakashi sighed. "I'd wish you'd stop waking up like that..." He mumbled.

I sweat dropped. 'Sorry...' I signed again, embarrassed.

"Anyways, the Hokage as requested an audience with you, so get ready to go." He said turned around and left.

I sighed and went to the closet. It was empty. I sweat dropped, what does he expect me to wear...? I turned around and scanned the room. I spotted a pile of clothes on the dresser on the other side of the room with a note on top. I took off the note and read it.

'Dear Yakunan,

Here are clothes for you to wear. Later once I get 600000 yen back, you can go shopping. Otherwise, you'll have to wear this. I borrowed it from a friend, so you may have to give it back later. Oh, and your ears are wrapped up, so be sure to undo them since you heal really fast...

See ya

-Kakashi.'

I tossed the note in the waste bin and looked at the clothes. It was a simple white short sleeved shirt with a black rose design growing the side and jeans. Under it was black tennis shoes. I wasn't expecting something like this.

'Be happy it wasn't a pink frilly dress, kid.' Crimson said.

I rolled my eyes. I'm fine with the outfit, I just thought I'd have to wear a ninja outfit like Kakashi had or something. Plus we both know that if it was a dress, I would have tore it to shreds.

'True, true.' Crimson agreed.

I quickly put the clothes on and made my way to the kitchen. I held my nose, waiting for the repulsive scent of year old food to hit my nose, as I walked into the kitchen.

I was met with a sparkling white kitchen that had no dishes in the sink. You could SEE THE FLOOR and it didn't stink. I turned around, wondering if I was in the right house.

A hand was placed on my shoulder, which scared me, causing me to judo flip the owner of the hand onto the floor. Apparently, Kakashi was the owner and was now currently on the floor, his eyes were white balls and he was withering in pain.

'Sorry!' I signed quickly.

Kakashi got up. "No, no its okay, I should learn by now not to touch you..." He trailed off. "What do you want for breakfast, we have some time to kill." I walked over to the fridge and opened it. "WAIT!" He cried, but was too late.

The scent of contaminated, old food, hit my nose, surprising me. I jumped back and ran out of the room as fast as I could. I got to my room and shut my door, gasping for breath.

"Yakunan!" Kakashi called, running to my room. Once he reached my door I yanked him in, and slammed the door behind him. "Why'd you run off like that??" He asked. I pulled out my notepad and pencil.

'The stupid fridge was going to kill me,' I wrote. 'I thought you cleaned the whole kitchen?!'

He sweat dropped. "Well, you see... I was cleaning the kitchen, but then I realized that I could be reading Icha Icha instead. So, I decided to take a short break and went to my room some point and fell asleep reading it." He replied, recalling the memory.

I rolled my eyes. 'Whatever, Kakashi. Did you close the fridge?' He nodded. 'Okay. You go get ready, and I'll go around. We can pick up some food on the way.'

"Why can't we eat here?" He asked.

I tapped my nose. 'The scent of dying food still lingers in the air Kaka-baka. I'll probably faint again if it does, that means that you'll have to wake me up and then we'll be in the same situation as we were in the kitchen.' Kakashi nodded understanding.

I got to the window and got ready to jump out. I turned to nod at Kakashi, giving him the signal. He opened the door as I simultaneously jumped out the window.

As I fell for a half a second, I closed the one story window and ran to the front of the house. Once I reached the front, I sat on the steps waiting for

Kakashi to come out.

10 minutes later, Kakashi came out wearing his regular outfit.

"Lets go." He said walking towards the main street.
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Eventually Kakashi and I made it out of the ruckus of main street and was in front of the Hokage's office.

"You ready?" He asked and I hesitantly nodded. Kakashi opened up the door to bring a irritated Hokage, fuming Ibiki and bored Inoichi, along with a couple of ANBU.

"Hello Yakunan," the Hokage greeted warmly. "I've been told that your interrogation was a failure, and that you refused to say anything, is that true?" I nodded and hung my head. Here we go again, getting kicked out of the village, again. "But, I also do believe that someone told

Inoichi that your past was really rough, right?" I nodded again. "Well, how about this, I'll respect the woman's wishes, and put you in the Ninja program, if you promise that you are no threat to our village and will tell us your past when you feel up and ready for it."

I stood there, stunned. This man just said that I'll be able to stay in the village if I prom is that I was no threat and will eventually explain my past. This was a easy deal, and I get protection from him while staying here!

"So, what is your answer?" He asked impatiently and I nodded agreeing with his deal. He held out his hand fir me to shake, which I did getting a small smile from him. "Great! They will be starting their test to be promoted genin in a few days, so it is understandable if you'd like to be in the year younger than them." I shook my head, no. It was fine that I'd be in this years genins. What's the worst that could happen anyways.

The Hokage smiled. "Excellent! The class has spread started, so I will have to give you a pass. I'm sure the teacher will bend a few rules for this." He took out a sheet of paper and scribbled words unto it, before giving it to me. "And one last thing, does the jutsu that hides your canine parts drain your chakra?" He asked. Why does he need to know this? I nodded a little.

"Okay, then. I do not want you using the jutsu when you are going on missions outside the village." He commanded. My eyes widened as I took out my notebook, beginning to argue. He raised his hand, stopping me. "I don't want you having it on because you need your chakra at full power if something were to happen. Having your chakra drained will cause casualties with your team. You do understand, right?"

He does make a point, even if it is a little invalid. I sighed but nodded, seeing that there was no way to get out of his decision. "Great! Kakashi, show Yakunan, where the Academy is. Visit me after you're done with the academy, okay? Dismissed!" He announced, making everyone leave.

Kakashi grabbed my arm and lead me put of the room. Once we were outside, he pointed to a building in the distance. "You see that building?" He asked, I nodded. "That's the academy. I would take you there personally, but I need to go run some important errands. Don't get lost. Bye." He did the teleportation jutsu, leaving me alone confused.

I sighed. I might as wells as make my way to the building before I am completely late.

I ran to the building that Kakashi pointed out. When I was half way there, a boy in orange with blonde hair ran past me like his life depended on it. I turned around to see a lot of older looking ninjas after the boys and began to run too. Soon, I caught up to the boy when he was sitting down, catching his breath. I walked behind him and tapped him on the shoulder.

"AHH!!" He screamed turning around to me. "Who're you?" I took out my notepad.

'I'm Yakunan. Why are you running?' I wrote. He read the note.

"Well you see, I kind of painted the Hokage Mountain. Then a bunch of people started to chase me because I was supposed to be 'in the academy' and ' not causing mischief.'" He said with air quotes. "Oh, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, believe it!" I felt a presence behind me.

"Naaarruuuttooo!!!" The voice said. I turned around, about to injure the man who said it, when I saw a guy with the 'Konoha headband' on as Kakashi put it. He said that anyone with this headband is not an enemy and I can't hurt them. He was in the regular ninja outfit and had a scar across his nose, horizontally.

The man took Naruto and tied him up with the rope that he 'had', and dragged him on the ground. He walked in the direction of the Academy I just followed them.

When we got to the Academy, scar-face #2 wrote something down in a book at a desk in the front. A lady sat behind him, obviously bored. She rudely pointed to me.

"Who are you? You're not allowed to be here." She pointed out. I frown and dug through my pocket to find the note that the Hokage wrote for me. I pulled it out and gave it to the lady. She scanned the note before getting up noisily, scratching her noisy chair against the flooring. "O-oh, okay. I-I'll bring y-you to the c-c-class." She said, fumbling over her words. I snatched the note off the desk and followed the lady until she reached a door that held noisy children on the inside.

She opened the door and brought me to the front of the class. Everyone froze. I could see that Scar-face #2 was scolding Naruto while the rest of the class was talking. The lady cleared her throat.

"Hello everyone. I would like to introduce the new student in your class." She pointed to me. "This is YakunanOokami. She does not talk much and I've been told to tell you not to press her to talk. That is all." She turned and left the room in a hurry.

'What crawled up her ass?' Crimson muttered. Pure gasped.

'Crimson, language!' She scolded. I could tell that Tainted was laughing hard. I giggled a little and turned to the class.

"Hello Yakunan I'm Iruka, but you can call my Iruka-sensei!" Iruka introduced himself. He turned to the class. "Does anyone have any questions for Yakunan?" Questions were shot from all different directions.

"What's your favorite food?"

"Will you go out with me?"

"Do you like dogs?"

"Who do you like in his class?"

"You'd better not steal my Sasuke-kun!!"

"Why don't you talk?"

My eyes widened at the amount of questions. I turned to the board and began writing answers.'My favorite food is meat. No, I will not, and never plan to, go out with you. I like dogs, but I prefer wolves. I just came here, so I don't like anyone yet. What the hell is a 'Sasuke-kun'? I have my own personal reasons for not talking. No further questions.' I finished writing and went back to my seat with everyone staring at me.

I shrugged off the stares and sat where there was an empty seat, near a boy with raven hair and a cold look on his face. His hair was screwed up in the back making it look like a duck's butt. The class instantly started whispering about the boy and I. I rolled my eyes at their immatureness and their my head down.

"QUIET DOWN!" Iruka yelled making me wince a little. "Since Naruto here was misbehaving, we're going to review the transformation jutsu! Get up, now!!" He commanded. Everyone begrudgingly got up and began to do the jutsu. "Yakunan, you don't have to do the jutsu if you--" he was cut off by me putting my hand up, stopping him.

Crimson, do you mind if I transform into you?

'Whatever.' She replied, annoyed.

I rolled my eyes and did the jutsu, without the hand signs. There was a quick 'poof' before you could see me. I had on the red kimono with black Sakura blossoms, wooden shoes, her twin katanas, and wooden sandals. I even had a bit of black 'chakra' radiating off of me.

The class stared at me, in shock. "Well then, Yakunan. That was very good, change back." I changed back and went to my seat, setting my head down.

I was about to sleep when I heard something strange. "SEXY NO JUTSU!!!" Naruto cried, changing into a blonde, girl version of Naruto with pigtails. After the smoke cleared, you could see that she was... Well... Naked.

Iruka got a nosebleed and lied on the ground twitching. Pervert...

'Says the one who reads Icha Icha.' Crimson argued. I scoffed and turned my head, not admitting the truth in that sentence.

"DON'T MAKE UP STUPID JUTSUS LIKE THAT!!!" Iruka screamed and Naruto laughed wildly. I covered my ears at the noise, troublesome idiots. "This is your last chance, Naruto!" Iruka scolded before testing everyone else. Once everyone finished the bell rang. "Don't forget, tomorrow is the test to become genin! Don't fail!!" With that the class left except for a few students, Naruto, Iruka and I.

I gathered up whatever stuff I had and began leave. Once I was outside the door, I was met with a group of girls with angry looks on their faces.

The pink one spoke up. "You'd better stay away from my Sasuke-kun!!" She screeched I touched my head, already feeling a headache coming on.

I pulled out my notepad. 'I already told you, I have no idea who, or what, 'Sasuke' is. I plan on keeping it that way. Now would you excuse me, the scent of desperation is filling the air and it's getting a bit hard the breathe. Goodbye.' I tore out the page, gave it to

Pinkette, and calmly walked away."WHY DON'T YOU TALK FOR YOURSELF, COWARD!!" She cried getting words in agreement. I turned around.

'I would, but I don't. Do you know the reason why I don't talk? No, you don't. So why don't you just leave me alone so I can go home. I've had enough of you annoying pests today, now if you'll excuse me.' I wrote and gave the closest desperate girl to me the note and quickly walked out of the academy.

'Stupid screaming banshees. In the real world, they are the first to get killed on missions. Worrying about someone else...' Crimson ranted to herself. I nodded in agreement and walked back to the Hokage's office. I was in front of the door and knocked on it. A faint, familiar, 'come in' sounded on the other side. I squeaked open the door to find the Hokage puffing on his pipe.

"Ahh, Yakunan! How was your first day at the Academy?" He asked.

'Fine, I guess. It was pretty boring and I had nothing to do.' I wrote.

The Hokage laughed. "Sorry about that. Here, this is what I wanted to give you." He pulls out a bundle of paper money from his desk. "Its about 1200000 yen. Enough for you to pay back Kakashi and get some supplies yourself." My eyes bulged out of my head.

'That's alotta yen...' Crimson muttered her eyes turning into money signs.

"Do you want it or not?" Hokage asked. I nodded quickly and took the yen from his hand, trying not look to eager, and put it in a safe place.

'Thank you!' I wrote to give to the Hokage. 'How could I ever repay you?'

"There is one thing..." The Hokage said. "I want you to do a special mission--"

'He's gonna send you to your death.' Crimson muttered, and I rolled my eyes.

"--The mission is to watch UzumakiNaruto." The Hokage finished. I rose an eyebrow. Naruto? That was the boy I met today. Why does he need to be watched?

'That's it?' I asked. The Hokage nodded. 'I accept, I guess.' I shrugged my shoulders.

"Great, then you are dismissed." I nodded and walked out of the office. It was getting pretty late, I need to get back soon. I sped down the route that I memorized to get back to Kakashi's house.

A few minutes later, I was there and I knocked on the door. A 'coming' was heard from the other side. Soon Kakashi stood at the doorway.

"Oh, there you are." He said in a bored. He opened up the door for me to walk through. "Oh, and we have some rather... Special guests." He said. Special? What did he mean by special? I walked to the kitchen, hoping for something to eat.

"Who was at the door, my eternal rival?" A man asked. I walked in the kitchen to see a man in a green spandex. He had a bowl cut hair shape and his eyes were extremely bushy.

"Who is this Youthful blossom?" The green man ran up his arms wide to give me a hug, but I jumped away and brought chakra into my fist, punching his face. The man lied there, twitching on the ground.

I whipped our my notebook and wrote a note. 'Next time, Green Ugly Pedo, don't go running at young girls trying to hug them. They may think that you're a pervert. Especially if the girl can beat you with one hit.' I tore out the page and gave it to the man at the floor. I turned to Kakashi and smiled innocently. With that, I left the kitchen, without dinner.

I went to my room, shutting the door behind me. I stripped my clothes and climbed in bed, falling into a nightmare-filled slumber.

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UHIA MINNA! I'M OFFICALLY ON TRACK WITH THE ANIME!! =>-<= Its really late so I'm just gonna do the disclaimer.

I DO not own naruto, whatever his face does.

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